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Halloween

Bonkers as Conkers

As bonkers as conkers, that’s how it goes,

As bonkers as conkers, as plain as you nose,

Halloween madness, fun times galore,

As bonkers as conkers; Halloween gore.

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I want to eat your brains

I want to eat your brains,

That’s what I said,

I want to eat your brains,

Until you are dead.

I am a zombie; it’s what I do,

Eating brains all night through.

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In the morning,

When I’ m nice and full,

Of lovely brains and blood, so cool,

I will go to bed and sleep it off,

Until the evening when I’ll want some more.

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Trick or Treat

Trick or treat us this night,

It’s Halloween, we say,

Trick or treat us this night,

With goodies, we pray,

Like candy and cola and pieces of fruit,

Trick or treat us this night,

You silly old coot.

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I will not give you a thing,

You nasty young tykes,

Go away, leave me be,

It’s late in the night,

You should be home, in your beds,

Not here by my door,

Be off you little scruffs,

I am closing my door.

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Trick or treat us this night,

This is your last chance,

Trick or treat us this night,

Don’t take that vile stance,

Give us goodies, so fine,

Like candy, so sweet,

Trick or treat us this night,

Give them we plead.

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I warned you already,

Now here is my boot,

Take that and that,

You spiteful young brutes,

And if you dare try,

To trick me this night,

I will kick you some more,

I tell you no lie.

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Trick or treat us this night,

You had your last chance,

We will trick you this night,

Despite your brave stance,

Abracadabra,

You are under our spell,

And will give us those treats,

Sure, Halloween is so swell.

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Pumpkin Heads

Pumpkin heads, pumpkin heads, ho, ho, ho, they’re the pumpkin heads,

Creepy things, eerie things, scaring half to death,

Pumpkin heads we must get!

 

Pumpkin heads, pumpkin heads, ho, ho, ho, they’re the pumpkin heads,

Yellow things, orange things, burning bright inside,

Pumpkin heads or we will cry!

 

Pumpkin heads, pumpkin heads, ho, ho, ho, they’re the pumpkin heads,

Witches here, wizards near, chanting round them lit,

Pumpkin heads: we will hit!

 

Pumpkin heads, pumpkin heads, ho, ho, ho, it’s the pumpkin heads,

Smash them up, bash them up, ‘till they’re whacked to bits,

Pumpkin heads, hit, hit, hit!

 

Tired heads, sleepy heads, zzz, zzz, zzz, we’re going to bed,

Land of nod, brains all fogged, drifting off to sleep,

Pumpkin heads next year – and heaps!

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The Witches are Coming

The witches are coming,

It’s that time of the year,

When ghosts, monsters and goblins,

Walk abroad, creating fear.

A time of dark nights and much darker deeds,

When kids call on neighbours,

Saying, trick or treat if you please.

When you deposit some treats in the bags by their sides,

You will see magic so wondrous in those kids’ eyes,

The same magic you possessed a long time ago,

Before worldly concerns dimmed its bright glow.

To reawaken that spell,

Just open your eyes,

To the marvel and the wonder,

In this big world of ours.

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 The Witches are Here

The witches are here,

I tell you no lie,

They arrived yesterday,

Flying down from the sky,

Upon their dark broomsticks,

With hearts cruel and cold,

The witches are here,

Searching for souls.

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They are searching for souls,

To enslave and entwine,

In a world of Dark power,

And bitter sweet wine,

Be careful lest they see you,

And caress you with guile,

It’s your soul they are after,

Not your innocent smile.

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If you doubt what I say,

I dare you to stray,

Outside in your garden,

At midnight, I say,

There you will find them,

While cackling away,

Planning your end,

In a tormented way.

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