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Bony Head Larry

Bony head Larry is what he is called,

A bone instead of a head is installed,

More akin to a chicken that a head of a man,

Bony head Larry – what a weird man!

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Posted by on September 13, 2017 in chicken, funny story

 

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Leave Me Alone!

Headlamp Harry is an odd bod,

Lamp in his forehead, searching for God,

Despite shiningg it brightly near and quite far,

He cannot find Him, then lets out a roar,

Oh, where are You, he ask of his God,

I am in the pub drinking, He answers, leave me alone!

 

 
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Posted by on September 12, 2017 in funny story

 

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Sack Cat

There once was a cat in a sack,

That thought it knew where it was at,

It thought the whole world,

Was in that dark swirl,

Of Hessian; what a sad cat.

 
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Posted by on September 12, 2017 in cat, fantasy, funny story

 

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Hat Cat Hat

There once was a man with a hat,

Who wanted to have a pet cat,

So he called his hat cat,

Then gave it a pat,

The hat he thinks is a cat.

 

 
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Posted by on September 12, 2017 in cat, fantasy story, funny story

 

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Cat Hat

There once was a man with a cat,

Who wanted to get a new hat,

So he grabbed the poor cat,

Just where it was at,

Now the cat is his hat, it’s a fact.

 

 
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Posted by on September 11, 2017 in cat, cool cat, funny story

 

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Weirdo Cat

Castleknock Henry, is a cat that is fat,

It’s fatter than fat, a cat that’s so fat,

It cannot get into its home natural way,

Neither door or by window, I tell you, I say.

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It enters its home via the roof,

The chimney above the chosen route,

Landing below in a cloud of black soot,

It meows, mama, it have landed, forsooth.

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Gazing at it in anger and dismay,

Its mama cried out, you have ruined my day,

Destroyed the hard work I put into this place,

Making it nice my suppers and dates,

I should have listened to Ged; he warned me about you,

Weirdo cat be away I want no more of you!

 

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I think I’ve forgot!

I might have forgot!

You might have forgot?

I think I’ve forgot!

You think you’ve forgot?

I know I’ve forgot!

You know you’ve forgot?

What have you forgot?

I’ve forgot!

 
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Posted by on March 23, 2017 in funny story, humor, humour

 

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