There once was a man all alone,
Spent his time chatting on the phone,
Trying to find a kind ear,
Someone to listen, not glare,
At his ever so big, hairy nose.
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There once was a man all alone,
Spent his time chatting on the phone,
Trying to find a kind ear,
Someone to listen, not glare,
At his ever so big, hairy nose.
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Once upon a time, there lived a troll called Garlic. He was not a happy troll; in fact, he was the most dejected troll you could have the misfortune of meeting. How could he have been happy, when he had what he believed was the worst name in the entire troll world? read this story and see what happened to him. It’s a hoot.
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Bony head Larry is what he is called,
A bone instead of a head is installed,
More akin to a chicken that a head of a man,
Bony head Larry – what a weird man!
Headlamp Harry is an odd bod,
Lamp in his forehead, searching for God,
Despite shiningg it brightly near and quite far,
He cannot find Him, then lets out a roar,
Oh, where are You, he ask of his God,
I am in the pub drinking, He answers, leave me alone!
There once was a cat in a sack,
That thought it knew where it was at,
It thought the whole world,
Was in that dark swirl,
Of Hessian; what a sad cat.
There once was a man with a hat,
Who wanted to have a pet cat,
So he called his hat cat,
Then gave it a pat,
The hat he thinks is a cat.
There once was a man with a cat,
Who wanted to get a new hat,
So he grabbed the poor cat,
Just where it was at,
Now the cat is his hat, it’s a fact.
Castleknock Henry, is a cat that is fat,
It’s fatter than fat, a cat that’s so fat,
It cannot get into its home natural way,
Neither door or by window, I tell you, I say.
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It enters its home via the roof,
The chimney above the chosen route,
Landing below in a cloud of black soot,
It meows, mama, it have landed, forsooth.
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Gazing at it in anger and dismay,
Its mama cried out, you have ruined my day,
Destroyed the hard work I put into this place,
Making it nice my suppers and dates,
I should have listened to Ged; he warned me about you,
Weirdo cat be away I want no more of you!