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Posted by on April 30, 2014 in humor, humour, joke

 

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It’s no laughing matter, or is it?

A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion,multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this” said theman. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a

difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We

went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that

one of the cows had something white in it’s rear end. I walked over

and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my

wife’s monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.

That’s when I made my mistake.” “What did you do?”, asked the

doctor. “Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, “Hey!

This looks like yours!”

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Posted by on April 25, 2014 in humor, humour, joke

 

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THE ‘Y’ CHROMOSOME

THE ‘Y’ CHROMOSOME

People born before 1946 are called – The Greatest Generation.

People born between 1946 and 1964 are called -The Baby Boomers.

People born between 1965 and 1979 are called -Generation X.

And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called -Generation Y.

Why do we call the last group -Generation Y ?

Y should I get a job?

Y should I leave home and find my own place?

Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?

Y should I clean my room?

Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?

Y should I buy any food?

But perhaps a cartoonist explained it most eloquently below…


I just thought you might want to know “Y”

 

 
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Posted by on April 25, 2014 in humor, humour, joke

 

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John Kerry

While John Kerry was at a meeting one day, he accidentally knocked over a glass of water on the table in front of him. Staring madly at the spilled water, he said, Vladamir Putin is responsible for that.

 
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Posted by on April 25, 2014 in humor, humour, joke

 

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A Fart Poem

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.

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Courtesy of http://www.thefartmachine.com

 
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Posted by on April 24, 2014 in humor, humour, joke

 

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Slug Joke

Slug Joke

“What is the difference between a slug and a bag of salt?” Bert asked his friend Fred.
“Go on, tell me,” Fred answered.
“Salt makes your food taste better; slugs, however, shrivel and up and die if they come into contact with salt.
“That’s terrible!” Fred protested. “That’s not a joke!”
“You think it’s terrible?” Bert replied, flapping his arms about wildly, with excitement. “Imagine how the poor slugs feel!”

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Posted by on April 18, 2014 in humor, humour, joke

 

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Satan Appeared

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, “Don’t you know who I am?”

The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”

Satan asked, “Aren’t you going to run?”

“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”

The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for over 48 years.”

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Posted by on April 7, 2014 in humor, humour, joke

 

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