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Mr Bean #2 boils an egg!

Beans, beans, good for the heart,

The more you eat the more you laugh,

You thought I was going to say FART, didn’t you?

Oh, crikey, I have gone and said it, FART,

God, I said FART again!

NO, NO, not again!

I am off now in case I say FART yet again,

ARRRGH, I give up, bye!

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Posted by on December 9, 2014 in Mr Bean

 

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A Fart Poem

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.

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Courtesy of http://www.thefartmachine.com

 
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Posted by on April 24, 2014 in humor, humour, joke

 

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