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Crimean Bridge opens ahead of schedule

Crimean Bridge opens ahead of schedule

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Posted by on May 15, 2018 in crimean bridge

 

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The oppressed have become the oppressors

Those who were once the oppressed have now become the oppressors

When will it end and the land returned to the palestinians?

Israeli sniper fire kills Palestinians.

 
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Posted by on May 14, 2018 in israel

 

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Tony Wilson rides his first bike

Here is a photo of my brother, Tony Wilson, riding his first bike.

This was taken in the early 1960s in Sunbury on Thames, Middlesex, England.

Happy days.

 
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Posted by on May 14, 2018 in sunbury

 

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There was an Old Woman who Swallowed a Gnat!

A gnat’s tale.

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I know an old woman, who swallowed a gnat,

What was she at, to swallow a gnat?

The silly old prat…

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I know an old woman, who swallowed a lizard,

That squirmed and turned and burned inside her.

She swallowed the lizard to catch the gnat,

What was she at, to swallow a gnat?

The silly old prat…

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I know an old woman, who swallowed a bat,

What a sap to swallow a bat.

She swallowed the bat to catch the lizard,

That squirmed and turned and burned inside her.

She swallowed the lizard to catch the gnat,

What was she at, to swallow a gnat?

The silly old prat…

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I know an old woman who swallowed a bed…

She’s dead!

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Posted by on April 24, 2018 in Uncategorized

 

The Beast from the East is coming today

The Beast from the East is coming today,

The Beast from the East is coming YOUR way,

With snowing and icing and freezing so fast,

The Beast from the East; how long will it last?

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Will it stay with us for two or three days?

Or much longer to darken hinder our ways?

Disrupting our living and driving about,

Ensconced in its mantle that we cannot get out.

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All we can do it wait and then see,

How good or how bad the Beast it will be,

Relax and enjoy the wonderland outside,

Courtesy of the Beast; enjoy the cold ride.

 
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Posted by on February 27, 2018 in beast from the east

 

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Tomorrow will be cold, that is for sure,

Tomorrow will be cold, that is for sure,

Colder than cold; it will be quite raw,

Oh, what will I do, first and foremost,

Make a snowman or fight with balls of the stuff?

I will just have wait and hope its enough,

Be it two inches of snow or two feet of the stuff,

If it’s not very high I will go to work, though its far,

Driving carefully along in my Austin Princess car.

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Then again I might stay home and make pray,

Thanking God for the white gift ‘cos it don’t happen every day.

See ya!

 
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Posted by on January 15, 2018 in snow, winter

 

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Humpty Dumpty

The Crazymad Writer

stories for children

Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men,

Laughed at Dumpty, broken in pain.

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Will you save? Humpty asked in his pain?

My shell it is cracked and also my brain.

If nothing is done by horse or by man.

My time will be gone from nursery rhyme land.

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The king’s horses and also his men,

Felt sorry for laughing at the egg in his pain.

So fetching some glue – and super at that,

 They stuck him together though ever so cracked.

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Posted by on January 12, 2018 in Uncategorized

 
 
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