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Posted by on April 30, 2014 in The new Roald Dahl



I Am a Camel, it said Snarling at Her

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I Am a Camel, it said Snarling at Her


I am a Camel, it said snarling at her,

A very old camel; you can tell by my fur,

My teeth and manner give also a hint,

And the hump on my back gives more than a hint.


I can see by your hump, said Alice – I do,

And also your teeth and manner; it’s true,

The look on your face has me all in affray,

Groaning and snarling, in such a way.


Still snarling at Alice, the Camel replied,

You’d never believe me; you’d think I had lied,

If the look on my face was gone; it’s a fact,

No one would listen or look at this chap.


Without offering Alice a chance to reply,

The Camel went on with his horrible lie,

Creeping closer and closer, until ever so near,

He suddenly pounced and bit off her ear.


Feeling the hurt and the blood running down,

Alice said, I was such a clown,

To have listened at all to a Camel like you,

Smelling of sweat and stinking like poo.




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Stories for children

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That Monday Morning Feeling

that Monday morning feeling

Monday Morning Blues





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My New Year Resolutions

On New Year’s Day

By Kenn Nesbitt

On New Year’s Day a year ago,
I started off the year
by making resolutions
that were probably severe.
I said I’d save my money,
as this seemed so very wise.
I vowed I would improve my health.
I swore I’d exercise.
I stated I would do my homework
every single day.
I’d brush my teeth religiously
to ward off tooth decay.
I’d eat my fruits and vegetables
and keep my bedroom clean.
I’d treat my sister kindly
though she’s often very mean.
My resolutions lasted me
about a half a day.
I promised I would keep them
but I broke them anyway.
So now I’m fat and penniless.
My homework’s overdue.
My sister’s mad. My teeth are bad.
My room is messy too.
And yet I think I may have found
the best of all solutions,
and this year I’ve resolved
to make NO resolutions.



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Scrooge (1935) – Full Movie

Scrooge (1935) – Full Movie



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Scrooge. (1951) A Christmas Carol. Full Movie

Scrooge. (1951) A Christmas Carol.

Full Movie



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