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Posted by on April 30, 2014 in The new Roald Dahl

 

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I Am a Camel, it said Snarling at Her

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I Am a Camel, it said Snarling at Her

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I am a Camel, it said snarling at her,

A very old camel; you can tell by my fur,

My teeth and manner give also a hint,

And the hump on my back gives more than a hint.

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I can see by your hump, said Alice – I do,

And also your teeth and manner; it’s true,

The look on your face has me all in affray,

Groaning and snarling, in such a way.

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Still snarling at Alice, the Camel replied,

You’d never believe me; you’d think I had lied,

If the look on my face was gone; it’s a fact,

No one would listen or look at this chap.

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Without offering Alice a chance to reply,

The Camel went on with his horrible lie,

Creeping closer and closer, until ever so near,

He suddenly pounced and bit off her ear.

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Feeling the hurt and the blood running down,

Alice said, I was such a clown,

To have listened at all to a Camel like you,

Smelling of sweat and stinking like poo.

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Stories for children and adults

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Stories for children

and young at heart adults

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I don’t care WHAT you call me

as long as you enjoy reading my stories

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That Monday Morning Feeling

that Monday morning feeling

Monday Morning Blues

 

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My New Year Resolutions

On New Year’s Day


By Kenn Nesbitt

On New Year’s Day a year ago,
I started off the year
by making resolutions
that were probably severe.
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I said I’d save my money,
as this seemed so very wise.
I vowed I would improve my health.
I swore I’d exercise.
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I stated I would do my homework
every single day.
I’d brush my teeth religiously
to ward off tooth decay.
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I’d eat my fruits and vegetables
and keep my bedroom clean.
I’d treat my sister kindly
though she’s often very mean.
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My resolutions lasted me
about a half a day.
I promised I would keep them
but I broke them anyway.
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So now I’m fat and penniless.
My homework’s overdue.
My sister’s mad. My teeth are bad.
My room is messy too.
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And yet I think I may have found
the best of all solutions,
and this year I’ve resolved
to make NO resolutions.

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Scrooge (1935) – Full Movie

Scrooge (1935) – Full Movie

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Scrooge. (1951) A Christmas Carol. Full Movie

Scrooge. (1951) A Christmas Carol.

Full Movie

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