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The third world war is coming your way

atomic explosion

The third world war is coming your way,

The third world war, that’s what I say,

Amidst weeping and wailing and grinding of teeth,

The third world war put us all beneath,

The ground radiated, burned for sure,

Killed, destroyed forevermore.

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Posted by on July 30, 2014 in news

 

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False Flag

False Flag

There was a nation, so bad,

That thought it was superior; a cad

Until it was challenged one day,

By a country far away,

And it made them ever so MAD.

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Posted by on July 29, 2014 in humor, humour, poems

 

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There is a country called GRUNGE

The New World Order

There is a country called GRUNGE,

That thinks it is so much fun,

Interfering with the lives,

Of people both far and wide,

Grunge; enjoying perverse fun.

 

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A New Alice in Wonderland story – and here is the video to prove it!

A New Alice in Wonderland story – and here is the video to prove it!

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The BFG at Vimeo.com

I came across this little BFG video at Vimeo.com and thought you would enjoy seeing it.

 
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Posted by on July 28, 2014 in Roald Dahl, The BFG

 

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I am not The New Roald Dahl…

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Old Butch, The Prize Rooster

Old Butch, The Prize Rooster


Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young’ pullets,’ and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Fred’s favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Fred’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the “No Bell Piece Prize,” but they also awarded him the “Pulletsurprise” as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most  coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention.
Vote carefully in the next election, you can’t always hear the bells.
 
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Posted by on July 22, 2014 in funny story

 

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