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A Boy Named Paul

There once was a boy named Paul,

Who wanted to get away from it all,

So he took up sea swimming and set off one evening,

Now he’s nowhere at all,

A shark or something horrible probably ate him.

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Posted by on August 3, 2016 in humor, humour, Limerick

 

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There once was a mouse quite sweet

There once was a mouse quite sweet,
That scuttled down a dark street,
Then if fell down a hole,
And broke its big toe,
The mouse with clumsy lead feet.

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Posted by on March 30, 2015 in funny story, Limerick

 

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There once was a dog quite bold

There once was a dog quite bold,
That thought it was fun to hold,
Little cats by the tail,
Then it exhaled a LOUD wail,
With a bloody and very sore nose.

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There once was a country called Twerp

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There once was a country called Twerp,

That did all it could to usurp,

Other countries and states,

But all it created was hate,

What a silly old country is Twerp.

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Posted by on September 11, 2014 in funny story, Limerick, news, poems

 

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There once was a country called Pong

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There once was a country called Pong,

That thought it could do nothing wrong,

It spent all its days,

Making others afraid,

Phew, what a terrible PONG!

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Posted by on September 11, 2014 in funny story, humor, humour, Limerick

 

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There was a country called Zong

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There was a country called Zong,

That thought it could never be wrong.

Despite all it tried, propaganda and lies,

It couldn’t be anything but wrong.

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Posted by on September 10, 2014 in Limerick, news

 

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There once was a country called Big

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There once was a country called Big,

That cared not for anyone; not a fig,

It spent all its days,

Making other countries afraid,

Big, the country; what a frig.

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Posted by on September 10, 2014 in funny story, humor, humour, Limerick

 

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