There once was a boy named Paul,
Who wanted to get away from it all,
So he took up sea swimming and set off one evening,
Now he’s nowhere at all,
A shark or something horrible probably ate him.
Category Archives: Limerick
There once was a mouse quite sweet
There once was a mouse quite sweet,
That scuttled down a dark street,
Then if fell down a hole,
And broke its big toe,
The mouse with clumsy lead feet.
There once was a dog quite bold
There once was a dog quite bold,
That thought it was fun to hold,
Little cats by the tail,
Then it exhaled a LOUD wail,
With a bloody and very sore nose.
There once was a country called Twerp
There once was a country called Twerp,
That did all it could to usurp,
Other countries and states,
But all it created was hate,
What a silly old country is Twerp.
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There once was a country called Pong
There once was a country called Pong,
That thought it could do nothing wrong,
It spent all its days,
Making others afraid,
Phew, what a terrible PONG!
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There was a country called Zong
There was a country called Zong,
That thought it could never be wrong.
Despite all it tried, propaganda and lies,
It couldn’t be anything but wrong.
There once was a country called Big
There once was a country called Big,
That cared not for anyone; not a fig,
It spent all its days,
Making other countries afraid,
Big, the country; what a frig.
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There once was a country called Zie
There once was a country called Zie,
That knew only how to lie,
It lied all the way,
To the end of its days,
Now it’s gone to heaven on high.
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There once was a country called Maul
There once was a country called Maul,
That wanted to keep and have it all,
They thought it was fun,
Keeping other countries down,
That fool of a country called Maul.
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The Crazymad Writer 