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There once was a country called Pong

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There once was a country called Pong,

That thought it could do nothing wrong,

It spent all its days,

Making others afraid,

Phew, what a terrible PONG!

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Posted by on September 11, 2014 in funny story, humor, humour, Limerick

 

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There was a country called Zong

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There was a country called Zong,

That thought it could never be wrong.

Despite all it tried, propaganda and lies,

It couldn’t be anything but wrong.

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Posted by on September 10, 2014 in Limerick, news

 

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There once was a boy named Dan

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There once was a boy named Dan,

Who wanted to fry in a pan.

He tried and he tried until he eventually died,

What a weird little boy was Dan.

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There was an old man from Peru

There was an old man from Peru

Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.

He awoke in a fright

In the middle of the night

And found it was perfectly true.

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Posted by on April 2, 2014 in Limerick

 

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My Bathtub, so fine

I once had a bathtub, so fine,

I washed in it all of the time,

From morning to night,

I spent my best time,

In that bathtub, my bathtub so fine.

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Posted by on March 5, 2014 in humor, humour, poems

 

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There was a nation so bad

There was a nation, so bad,

That thought it was superior; a cad

Until it was challenged one day,

By a country far away,

And it made them ever so MAD.

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Posted by on March 5, 2014 in humor, humour, poems

 

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There was a baby called Sam

There was a baby called Sam,

Who fell right out of his pram,

He landed on his head,

Then rubbed it and said,

I will never go up there again.

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