There once was a country called Pong,
That thought it could do nothing wrong,
It spent all its days,
Making others afraid,
Phew, what a terrible PONG!
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There was a country called Zong
There was a country called Zong,
That thought it could never be wrong.
Despite all it tried, propaganda and lies,
It couldn’t be anything but wrong.
There once was a boy named Dan
There once was a boy named Dan,
Who wanted to fry in a pan.
He tried and he tried until he eventually died,
What a weird little boy was Dan.
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Stories for children and young at heart adults
by The Crazymad Writer – ARRRGH.
There was an old man from Peru
There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true.
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My Bathtub, so fine
I once had a bathtub, so fine,
I washed in it all of the time,
From morning to night,
I spent my best time,
In that bathtub, my bathtub so fine.
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AS LONG AS YOU ENJOY READING MY STORIES.
There was a nation so bad
There was a nation, so bad,
That thought it was superior; a cad
Until it was challenged one day,
By a country far away,
And it made them ever so MAD.
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There was a baby called Sam
There was a baby called Sam,
Who fell right out of his pram,
He landed on his head,
Then rubbed it and said,
I will never go up there again.
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AS LONG AS YOU ENJOY READING MY STORIES.
There was an old man with a hat
There was an old man with a hat,
Who got confused and thought it a cat,
So he gave it some meat and milk as a treat,
Then he put it out side for a crap.
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AS LONG AS YOU ENJOY READING MY STORIES.
There was an Old Man with a Beard
There was an Old Man with a Beard
There was an old man with a beard,
Who said, “It is just as I feared,
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have built their nests in my beard!”
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The Crazymad Writer 