A cat is a cat, a fact, a fact,
No one can know what a cat is at,
Unless you with a feline sat,
And meow with cat, cat, cat.
Category Archives: crazy
Ermaddogan
Ermaddogan is my pet,
A beastie, that’s him,
Though howling and snarling,
He is always my darling,
My sweetie, my beastie, Ermaddogan.
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Please note: any similarity between my pet and Erdogan,
the President of Turkey, is purely coincidental.
He’s crazy and he’s bonkers
He’s crazy and he’s bonkers,
As mad as flaming conkers,
He’s altogether zonkers,
The Crazymad Writer.
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His stories are a dream,
When people read, they gleam
He really is a scream
The Crazymad Writer.
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Download a book today,
And join the mad brigade
Who love the tales he’s made,
The Crazymad Writer.
