If Trump was a cat, he would be ever so fat,
Fatter than fat, it’s true
A strut around prat, annoying old gnat,
A doddering, silly old moo.
If Trump was a cat, he would be ever so fat,
Fatter than fat, it’s true
A strut around prat, annoying old gnat,
A doddering, silly old moo.
A woman and a man with children very grand,
Lived a life of ease, I truly say,
Then the woman and the man passed away; shifting sands,
Now their children rarely see each other nowadays,
What is wrong with them, you ask, have they not grasped,
The why and wherefore we are here on earth; the way,
We should offer love and kind and always bear in mind,
That we are treading on the soil but for short a stay.
Brexit means Brexit.
What can you mean?
Brexit means Brexit.
You are awful mean,
To think you could leave the EU, superb,
I say Brexit you too, you are so absurd.
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Brexit means Brexit.
Not YOU again.
Brexit means Brexit.
You are not our friends,
To set out on a path, a self-centered act,
I say Brexit you too, you horrible prats.
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Brexit means Brexit,
We mean what we say,
Brexit means Brexit,
We will see far better days,
Goodbye to the EU, its time is near gone,
Brexit is such a wonderful song.
Alice in Wonderland Christmas
Yet another free eBook, from me to you
I’m Henry the cat,
A Castleknock fact,
A cat that’s really a rat,
Spending my days lazing away,
While killing for sport ‘till I’m jacked,
If you think I’m not nice,
That is not my concern.
But remember you this if you please,
I am Castleknock Henry,
Henry the cat, enjoying myself ‘till I die.
Alice in Wonderland Christmas
Yet another free eBook, from me to you
Alice in Wonderland Christmas
Yet another free eBook, from me to you
Once upon a time, there lived a troll called Garlic. He was not a happy troll; in fact, he was the most dejected troll you could have the misfortune of meeting. How could he have been happy, when he had what he believed was the worst name in the entire troll world? read this story and see what happened to him. It’s a hoot.
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