Monthly Archives: January 2016

Austin Princess

Here is a photo of an Austin Princess

somewhere in New Zealand. Enjoy.

Austin Princess

Those were the days, my friend

Mary Hopkin

Those were the days, my friend

Trump, Trump, Trump

Republican hopeful packed his bags

To the USA a media circus came,
Searching for the new president,
Donald said, Trump is the name!

One bright day he got out of bed,
And set off for Washington,
Though crazy in the head.

[Chorus:]
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And said hello to th.e media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And joined the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.

Day by day Trump danced to the circus band,
When Donald was leading the ratings,
He felt so proud and grand.

The stunts that Donald performed,
Showed how he could take a bow,
While creating such a storm.

The best job in the land was calling,
From far, far away,
Donald loved the run, loved the fun,
On the way to Washington.

Donald J Trump packed his trunk,
And said hello to the circus
Off he went with a Trumpety-Trump,
Trump, Trump, Trump

[Chorus:]
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And joined the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And joined the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.

U.S. Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump addresses the crowd at the South Carolina African American Chamber of Commerce in North Charleston, South Carolina, September 23, 2015. REUTERS/Randall Hill - RTX1S4TR

I am Merkel, I am

I am Merkel, I am,
She said as she slammed,
Her fist on the table one day,
Then after that act,
She donned her hard hat,
And directed her troops on their way,
Their way to the front,
The EU affront,
To all we hold dear I do say
The EU import,
More important than thought,
For democracy, freedom, fair play.
But the time it will come,
When the bad is undone,
When the people of Europe will say,
Away with you lot,
Your heads for the block,
Our leaders will stand there and pay,
On the gallows up high,
They will pay for their lies,
The lies that inflicted such pain,
And when that day comes,
When the EU has gone,
The people of Europe will pray,
That the likes of those brats,
Brussel Eurocrats,
Will never ever darken our days.

GREXIT

BREXIT

BREXIT Time

Grexit

It’s BREXIT time.
What can you mean?
IT’S BREXIT TIME.
You are awful mean,
To think we could leave an EU inspired world,
BREXIT is such a terrible word.
*
It’s BREXIT time.
Not YOU again!
It’s BREXIT time.
You are not my friend,
To say we should leave such a wonderful thing,
I say BREXIT you; it’s not happening!
*
It’s BREXIT time.
It’s all we have left.
BREXIT time?
Without it we are dead,
It means, we can grow,
And be great once again,
It’s BREXIT time, the EU is a pain!

GREXIT

David Cameron’s EU referendum plan

You put the right side in,
The left side out,
In, out, in, out,
Shake it all about,
You do the votey, votey,
And we turn around,
That’s what EU’s about.

Whoa, votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Hell-bent, downward trend, blah, blah, blah!

You put Eurocrats in,
Democracy out,
In, out, in, out,
Mix it all about,
You do the votey, votey,
And we turn around,
That’s what EU’s about.

Whoa, votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Hell-bent, downward trend, blah, blah, blah!

You put the fat cats in,
And freedom out,
In, out, in, out,
Shake it all about,
You do the votey, votey,
And we turn around,
That’s what EU’s about.

Whoa, votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Hell-bent, downward trend, blah, blah, blah!

You put the fascists in,
Your liberty out,
In, out, in, out,
Shake it all about,
You do the votey, votey,
And we turn around,
That’s what EU’s about.

Whoa, votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Hell-bent, downward trend, blah, blah, blah!

You put your whole world in,
Your old life out,
In, out, in, out,
Shake it all about,
You do the votey, votey,
And we turn around,
That’s what EU’s about,

Whoa, votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Whoa, the votey, votey,
Hell-bent, downward trend, blah, blah, blah!!!

Bolf

Bolf

An elf with an unfortunate name

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It sure was cold last night

It sure was cold last night…

The garden Troll sill hasn’t got over it.

I am NOT Roald Dahl

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