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The Fertilizer Song

Fertilizer is a thing we don’t always sees,

Though it’s used all the time, know yous this if yous please.

It’s a spread on the ground, all around and around,

The plants that are a needing it, by the once and the pound.

Oh, I’s loves my business, where I’m mining the stuff,

I’s carts it around and then I’s bags it right up.

I’s stores it away until it’s needed, for sure,

T’bring on the plants in a glorious rapport.

I’m the luckiest, here, elf in charge of this mine,

This wonderful place, the luckiest of finds.

And I’s thank my stars that I’s can be of some  help,

T’bring on the plants into a wonderful health.

T’end this here ditty, let me tell yous right proud,

If yous ever come t’visit the top of the world,

Yous’ll get a right welcome, and a tour of this mine,

And yous’ll return home again in a new frame of mind.

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Posted by on September 27, 2017 in fertilizer



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