Monthly Archives: June 2015

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He has stunned the entire world by his generous actions!

Diving deep, headlong, full throttle into the spirit of madness that he knows so well, The Crazymad Writer has stunned the population of the world by his generous and kind actions. You see, he is giving his eBooks away, yes, he is giving them away, absolutely and utterly for free!
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God Bless him, The Crazymad Writer.

Wolseley Wedge for sale

I saw this for sale on http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C626048

Austin Princess – Leyland Princess – Wolseley wedge

Wolseley wedge for sale

Last of the line Wolseley for renovation. For Sale (1975)

Here is the text of the advert:

In need of renovation.
Complete car which is well worth saving.
Needing repairs/replacement to three wings, and other bits of panel work around the car, but not a rusk bucket.
Interior pretty good, and suspension should be a straightforward fix. I should be able to help with some of the spares needed. Purchased last year but pressure of work and other cars waiting, means I no longer have the time to devote to getting this car back on the road, which is where this very rare car belongs. Believe there are only six or eight left.

Price: £2500 ono

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C626048

 

I fell down a waterfall; that is a fact,

I fell down a waterfall; that is a fact,
I fell down a waterfall, where were you at?
To have missed such a thing a long time ago?
When I fell into that water, it was ever so cold.

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I almost died on that day; a terrible shock,
When the icy cold waters sniggered and mocked,
Bringing me closer to that hole in the ground,
Six feet under in a box coloured brown.

I am not Roald Dahl

This is a TRUE story!

Daffodil in flower on 19th June

A daffodil in my garden

is still in flower on 19th June

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Surely, this is a record!!!

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STOP PRESS

This wonderful, amazing little daffodil finally bid me goodbye (for this year, at least) today, 23rd June 2015..

Bolf fell in a Hole

Bolf the troll fell in a hole,
He fell in a hole,
While walking one day,
While walking one day,
Not looking the way,
The way he was going.
What a silly old troll.

Alvin Stardust – Jealous Mind

Alvin Stardust – Jealous Mind

Alvin Stardust – My Coo Ca Choo

Alvin Stardust – My Coo Ca Choo

The Sweet – Co Co

Co-Co would dream of dancing
At midnight beneath the stars
‘Cos when it comes to dancing
Co-Co’s a star

He danced in a ring of fire
That circled the island shore
And as the flames got higher
They’d all call for more and more

Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chika-ka-ho, go go Co-Co

Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, go go Co-Co

Across the silver water
The sound of the island drums
Echoing Co-Co’s laughter
Yeah, Co-Co’s the one

He moves with the cool of moonlight
Under a tropic sky
Then into the morning sunlight
He’d still hear them cry and cry

Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, go go Co-Co

Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, go go Co-Co

Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, go go Co-Co

Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, go go Co-Co

Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, go go Co-Co

Songwriters
CHAPMAN, MICHAEL DONALD / CHINN, NICHOLAS BARRY

Published by
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

I had a little sock tree

I had a little sock tree
Nothing would it bear,
But some little red socks,
And what a scruffy pair.

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The queens of England’s son,
Came to visit me,
All because of
My little sock tree.

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When he saw my sock tree,
And the scruffy pair.
He staggered back, aghast,
At the colour, rare.

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He said, they are fine socks,
I must have them – I must,
How much do you want,
For the pair, he asked.

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I told him that my socks,
Are not for sale – are not,
He replied, I must have them,
I’ll pay a pretty bob.

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How much will you pay?
I asked, intrigued, a bit,
He said, I’ll pay ten thousand pounds,
Here they are, I said.

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My Daffodils are flowering in June!!!

My miniature daffodils are in full flower on 7th June 2015

Is this a record, for lateness?

Daffodils flowing in June

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