I fell down a waterfall; that is a fact,

I fell down a waterfall; that is a fact,
I fell down a waterfall, where were you at?
To have missed such a thing a long time ago?
When I fell into that water, it was ever so cold.

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I almost died on that day; a terrible shock,
When the icy cold waters sniggered and mocked,
Bringing me closer to that hole in the ground,
Six feet under in a box coloured brown.

I am not Roald Dahl

This is a TRUE story!

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Posted on June 22, 2015, in funny story and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Great writing, great surviving. 🙂

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