A Christmas Alice in Wonderland Story – FOR FREE
Merry Christmas, everyone.
My God, what happened?
DUSN is in my eye,
A terrible thing has happened,
And I don’t know why,
A worm entered my left eye,
Blow my nose, and cry, cry, cry.
I am not quite sane; not that sort of man,
I am not quite sane; it’s not a part of my plan,
I am bonkers, for sure, as mad as can be,
I am the Craymad Writer; it’s true, hee hee.
Creamy porridge is good for your bones,
Bones, bones, good for your bones.
Get it down; it’ll do you good,
Do you good, good, good, good.
Look at this now, it’s so fine to eat,
It’s so fine and good, it is a treat.
Is it Christmas or Xmas, that’s what I say,
Beit Christmas or Xmas; it’s such a wonderful day,
With pressies and drinkies and all of that stuff,
Christmas or Xmas doesn’t bother me much.