If Trump was a cat, he would be ever so fat,
Fatter than fat, it’s true
A strut around prat, annoying old gnat,
A doddering, silly old moo.
There once was a cat so fat,
It quickly grew out of its mat,
It grew fatter and fatter,
Just like a Mad Hatter,
Then exploded, the silly fat cat.
A cat is a cat, a fact, a fact,
No one can know what a cat is at,
Unless you with a feline sat,
And meow with cat, cat, cat.