There once was a cat so fat,
It quickly grew out of its mat,
It grew fatter and fatter,
Just like a Mad Hatter,
Then exploded, the silly fat cat.
There once was a cat so fat,
It quickly grew out of its mat,
It grew fatter and fatter,
Just like a Mad Hatter,
Then exploded, the silly fat cat.
There was a politician, quite bad,
Who told us one day we were mad,
That we borrowed too much,
And with reality had lost touch,
I say it is he, not us, who is MAD.
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