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Dotard

Dotard

I am Trump.

You are such a dotard.

I said I am trump.

You really are,

A dotard so big you make others look small,

Trump hear me, your hair is absurd.

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I am Trump.

Not YOU again.

I am Trump.

You are not my friend,

Your hair will never give you the look,

To impress anyone, you sorely mistook

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Posted by on September 22, 2017 in dotard, trump

 

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Trump verses Kim

I am the President, Trump said to young Kim,

A powerful President, do you think you can win,

Against me, the most powerful man in the world?

You are in for a shock when you what I unfurl.

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I can see by your hair, Kim answered, I do,

And also your guns and weapons, it’s true,

But remember I have one hell of a bomb,

Heading your way if you don’t leave me alone

Snarling at Kim, the President dryly replied,

Aren’t you afraid, do you think I have lied?

I can destroy your country despite your crude bomb,

Unless you obey me, you will be dead and gone.

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Without offering Trump the chance to reply,

Kim Jong-un made ready to die,

Launching his bomb, a hydrogen feat,

He said you can kill me but I can kill thee.

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Feeling the hurt and the blood running down,

Trump said to young Kim I was such a clown,

To have thought I could win against you and your bomb,

We are going to die and no one has won.

 
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Posted by on September 22, 2017 in Kim Jong-un, trump

 

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If Trump was a cat

If Trump was a cat, he would be ever so fat,

Fatter than fat, it’s true

A strut around prat, annoying old gnat,

A doddering, silly old moo.

 
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Posted by on September 20, 2017 in cat, trump

 

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