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Trump, thumpity-thump

Trump, thumpity-thump

There once was a man called Trump,

Who thought it right that he thump,

Anyone he opposed he gave a blood nose.

That’s Trump, thumpity-thump.

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Posted by on January 12, 2018 in trump

 

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If Trump was a Cat

If Trump was a cat, he would be ever so fat,

Fatter than fat, it’s true

A strut around prat, annoying old gnat,

A doddering, silly old moo.

 
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Posted by on November 30, 2017 in trump

 

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Trump the Insane

Trump, the insane, is at it again,

Uttering profanities, showing distain,

To all who do not see things like he,

Trump destroys then shouts yippee!

 

 
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Posted by on September 26, 2017 in Donald Trump

 

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Dotard

Dotard

I am Trump.

You are such a dotard.

I said I am trump.

You really are,

A dotard so big you make others look small,

Trump hear me, your hair is absurd.

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I am Trump.

Not YOU again.

I am Trump.

You are not my friend,

Your hair will never give you the look,

To impress anyone, you sorely mistook

 
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Posted by on September 22, 2017 in dotard, trump

 

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Trump verses Kim

I am the President, Trump said to young Kim,

A powerful President, do you think you can win,

Against me, the most powerful man in the world?

You are in for a shock when you what I unfurl.

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I can see by your hair, Kim answered, I do,

And also your guns and weapons, it’s true,

But remember I have one hell of a bomb,

Heading your way if you don’t leave me alone

Snarling at Kim, the President dryly replied,

Aren’t you afraid, do you think I have lied?

I can destroy your country despite your crude bomb,

Unless you obey me, you will be dead and gone.

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Without offering Trump the chance to reply,

Kim Jong-un made ready to die,

Launching his bomb, a hydrogen feat,

He said you can kill me but I can kill thee.

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Feeling the hurt and the blood running down,

Trump said to young Kim I was such a clown,

To have thought I could win against you and your bomb,

We are going to die and no one has won.

 
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Posted by on September 22, 2017 in Kim Jong-un, trump

 

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If Trump was a cat

If Trump was a cat, he would be ever so fat,

Fatter than fat, it’s true

A strut around prat, annoying old gnat,

A doddering, silly old moo.

 
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Posted by on September 20, 2017 in cat, trump

 

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The awkward mistake on Donald Trump’s St Patrick’s Day hat

The awkward mistake on Donald Trump’s St Patrick’s Day hat

Donald Trump has made an attempt to join the rest of the world in celebrating the greatest day of the year, Paddy’s Day.

The US president has given his famous “Make America Great Again” an Irish makeover but there is one awkward mistake.

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Did you spot it?

Of course you did, we didn’t spend 12 years at schooling drawing shamrocks for nothing.

The cap seems to display a four-leaf clover on the back, instead of our famous, three-leaf emblem.

 

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