Trump, thumpity-thump
There once was a man called Trump,
Who thought it right that he thump,
Anyone he opposed he gave a blood nose.
That’s Trump, thumpity-thump.
Tag Archives: Donald Trump
If Trump was a Cat
If Trump was a cat, he would be ever so fat,
Fatter than fat, it’s true
A strut around prat, annoying old gnat,
A doddering, silly old moo.
Trump the Insane
Trump, the insane, is at it again,
Uttering profanities, showing distain,
To all who do not see things like he,
Trump destroys then shouts yippee!
Dotard
Dotard
I am Trump.
You are such a dotard.
I said I am trump.
You really are,
A dotard so big you make others look small,
Trump hear me, your hair is absurd.
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I am Trump.
Not YOU again.
I am Trump.
You are not my friend,
Your hair will never give you the look,
To impress anyone, you sorely mistook
Trump verses Kim
I am the President, Trump said to young Kim,
A powerful President, do you think you can win,
Against me, the most powerful man in the world?
You are in for a shock when you what I unfurl.
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I can see by your hair, Kim answered, I do,
And also your guns and weapons, it’s true,
But remember I have one hell of a bomb,
Heading your way if you don’t leave me alone
Snarling at Kim, the President dryly replied,
Aren’t you afraid, do you think I have lied?
I can destroy your country despite your crude bomb,
Unless you obey me, you will be dead and gone.
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Without offering Trump the chance to reply,
Kim Jong-un made ready to die,
Launching his bomb, a hydrogen feat,
He said you can kill me but I can kill thee.
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Feeling the hurt and the blood running down,
Trump said to young Kim I was such a clown,
To have thought I could win against you and your bomb,
We are going to die and no one has won.
If Trump was a cat
If Trump was a cat, he would be ever so fat,
Fatter than fat, it’s true
A strut around prat, annoying old gnat,
A doddering, silly old moo.
The awkward mistake on Donald Trump’s St Patrick’s Day hat
The awkward mistake on Donald Trump’s St Patrick’s Day hat
Donald Trump has made an attempt to join the rest of the world in celebrating the greatest day of the year, Paddy’s Day.
The US president has given his famous “Make America Great Again” an Irish makeover but there is one awkward mistake.
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Did you spot it?
Of course you did, we didn’t spend 12 years at schooling drawing shamrocks for nothing.
The cap seems to display a four-leaf clover on the back, instead of our famous, three-leaf emblem.
Donald Trump
Trump, Trump, Trump
To the USA a media circus came,
Searching for the new president,
Donald said, Trump is the name!
One bright day he got out of bed,
And set off for Washington,
Though crazy in the head.
[Chorus:]
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And said hello to the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And joined the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.
Day by day Trump danced to the circus band,
When Donald was leading the ratings,
He felt so proud and grand.
The stunts that Donald performed,
Showed how he could take a bow,
While creating such a storm.
The best job in the land was calling,
Urging him further on,
Donald loved the run, loved the fun,
On the way to Washington,
Donald J Trump packed his trunk,
And said hello to the circus
Off he went with a Trumpety Trump,
Trump, Trump, Trump
[Chorus:]
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And joined the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And joined the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.
The Crazymad Writer 