Category Archives: horrible cat

farting for Sport

Henry is a horrible cat,

That’s not an opinion, it’s a simple, plain fact,

Sitting all day, doing little at all,

Just eating and sleeping and farting for sport.

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Henry Fell Down a Hole

There once was a cat called Henry,

Who was incredibly naughty,

He thought he was smart,

Going out in the dark,

Until he fell down in a hole, did Henry.

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While stuck in that dark place,

Henry thought about his life, his fate,

About the jerk he had been,

To all he had seen,

So he promised to be good, did Henry.

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Suddenly, a stick falling into that hole,

Presented a way to escape from it all,

Freed from that space,

He forgot his promise, though great.

And returned to his bad ways, did Henry.

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Next day while Henry was alone,

He set off away from his home,

It was an incredibly hot day,

The sun shone brightly away,

He got sunstroke then died, did Henry.

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The moral of my story is this,

Treat everyone you meet with a wish,

That their times are just fine,

Untroubled by lives of the nine,

Don’t end up like silly old Henry.

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Cool is my game

I am Henry, a cat, and cool is my game,
Strutting through Castleknock, looking for dames,
Sweet chicks to fondle pamper and delight,
Meowing them sweetly while giving the eye,
It’s a cat thing I do, please try to understand,
It’s why I am here in this fair and green land,
Creating my offspring, far too many to count,
I have to dash off now; I see a cat I can mount.

heny-the-cat

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