Don’t be a Dotard, Kim said to Trump,
You are a retard but don’t act so dumb,
Although your rockets are bigger than mine,
It doesn’t mean you are not going to die.
I know your rockets are going to kill me,
You’re too dumb to see that mine will get thee,
That is the lining of the dark, grey cloud,
The US will be rid of one hell of a clown.
Signed
Trump, the insane, is at it again,
Uttering profanities, showing distain,
To all who do not see things like he,
Trump destroys then shouts yippee!
Donald Trump has made an attempt to join the rest of the world in celebrating the greatest day of the year, Paddy’s Day.
The US president has given his famous “Make America Great Again” an Irish makeover but there is one awkward mistake.
******
Did you spot it?
Of course you did, we didn’t spend 12 years at schooling drawing shamrocks for nothing.
The cap seems to display a four-leaf clover on the back, instead of our famous, three-leaf emblem.
To the USA a media circus came,
Searching for the new president,
Donald said, Trump is the name!
One bright day he got out of bed,
And set off for Washington,
Though crazy in the head.
[Chorus:]
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And said hello to the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And joined the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.
Day by day Trump danced to the circus band,
When Donald was leading the ratings,
He felt so proud and grand.
The stunts that Donald performed,
Showed how he could take a bow,
While creating such a storm.
The best job in the land was calling,
Urging him further on,
Donald loved the run, loved the fun,
On the way to Washington,
Donald J Trump packed his trunk,
And said hello to the circus
Off he went with a Trumpety Trump,
Trump, Trump, Trump
[Chorus:]
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And joined the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And joined the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.
The Crazymad Writer 