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The Brittas Empire
Gordon Brittas is the manager of the Whitbury-Newtown Leisure Centre.
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go
wrong when he’s around.
While Brittas is busy dreaming up new ways to make the
lives of his staffmore difficult, his assistant
Laura does her best to keep the Leisure Centre operational.
Helen Brittas meanwhile tries to retain her sanity as she struggles
to cope with her husband.
The Brittas Empire lives again,
Oh, yes it does, or so it is claimed,
By those who loved it while on our TVs,
The Brittas Empire it is a must-see.
If it is back, pray tell me – please do,
Where I can see it, where I can view,
Is it on BBC1 or ITV 2?
Tell me, oh tell me, where I can view.
Ah, I see, understand what you do mean,
Mr Brittas and his crew are eternally screened,
On YouTube, where they live forevermore,
Entertaining us with their antics, for sure.
Doctor Who and the Daleks
Doctor Who and the Daleks
‘Doctor Who and the Daleks?’ I hear you say,
‘Who can they be, and what an affray,
On our minds and our wits at this time of appeal,
Of recession, so biting, and scares very real.’
It’s the DOCTOR, I tell you, the DOCTOR, that’s WHO,
And as for the Daleks, well, my mind is askew,
If I were to explain who they in fact are,
I’d need several years, and still not get far.
‘Oh, the DOCTOR, THE DOCTOR,’ you answer me back,
‘Why didn’t you say so, why didn’t you track,
The way I was feeling, so peeved by the mire,
Unlike our politicians, in splendid retire.
In splendid retire, ensconced in their towers,
Of ivory white, not grey and ragged like ours.
But they’ll get their comeuppance, of that I am sure
When the Daleks exterminate these pariahs.’
The Brittas Empire
The Brittas Empire
The Brittas Empire lives again,
Oh, yes it does, or so it is claimed,
By those who loved it while on our TVs,
The Brittas Empire it is a must-see.
If it is back, pray tell me – please do,
Where I can see it, where I can view,
Is it on BBC1 or ITV 2?
Tell me, oh tell me, where I can view.
Ah, I understand what you mean,
Mr Brittas and his crew are eternally screened,
On YouTube, forevermore entertaining us all.0
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The Crazymad Writer 