The Brittas Empire
Gordon Brittas is the manager of the Whitbury-Newtown Leisure Centre.
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go
wrong when he’s around.
While Brittas is busy dreaming up new ways to make the
lives of his staffmore difficult, his assistant
Laura does her best to keep the Leisure Centre operational.
Helen Brittas meanwhile tries to retain her sanity as she struggles
to cope with her husband.
The Brittas Empire lives again,
Oh, yes it does, or so it is claimed,
By those who loved it while on our TVs,
The Brittas Empire it is a must-see.
If it is back, pray tell me – please do,
Where I can see it, where I can view,
Is it on BBC1 or ITV 2?
Tell me, oh tell me, where I can view.
Ah, I see, understand what you do mean,
Mr Brittas and his crew are eternally screened,
On YouTube, where they live forevermore,
Entertaining us with their antics, for sure.