Monthly Archives: October 2013

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween to all of my followers

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As bonkers as conkers, that’s what I say

As bonkers as conkers, Halloween fray,

Fun times and blood times are coming, for sure,

Bonkers as conkers furor.

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HALLOWEEN

Halloween, Halloween,

It’s not the time for in between,

Heaven and earth,

Alive and bedevilled,

Choose your true tack,

Lest you are cast into Hell.

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Cast into Hell,

To rot and decay,

Along with those others,

Who strayed from the way,

The way of God’s children,

Honest and true.

Halloween time is not for the few.

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It’s not for the few,

It’s for all humankind,

While you are scaring bear that in mind,

‘Cos on the morrow, when the partying is done,

After you have chosen your tack,

And the witches are gone,

Eternity will beckon, urging you on…

To heaven knows what,.

GO: BE GONE.

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Happy Halloween.

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Stories for children and young at heart adults

by ME, The Crazymad Writer – ARRRRGH.

I want to eat your brains

I want to eat your brains

I want to eat your brains,

That’s what I said,

I want to eat your brains,

Until you are dead.

I am a zombie; it’s what I do,

Eating brains all night through.

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In the morning,

When I’ m nice and full,

Of lovely brains and blood, so cool,

I will go to bed and sleep it off,

Until the evening when I’ll want some more.

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Is a nit like a gnat?

 

Is a nit like a gnat?

Can you wear it on your hat?

Do you pick it off a tree?

Or like a scab upon your knee?

Might you pick it like a rose?

Or can a nit grow in your nose?

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Do I stay in to pick a nit

Or go out and throw a fit?

Wait, wait! …

How do you throw a fit?

I wonder if throwing a fit

Might be like picking a nit?

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The Brains of Branson

  Pumpkin Heads, at the Crazymad Writer's blog

The Brains of Branson

If I had the brains of Branson

His guile, ambition and throw,

I might be up there with him,

With an empire of my own,

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I might be sitting there pretty,

With the whole world at my feet,

With nothing at all to worry about,

My life would be complete.

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But I’m not up there with him,

‘Cos my vision was slightly askew,

Seeing things that bit differently,

My off was later, it’s true,

But now that I’ve seen that vision,

The route where my destiny lies,

I am catching up fast with him,

Make some room ‘cos I’ve nearly arrived!

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Christmas is Coming

Eyes a Popping

Today I went,

Christmas shopping,

Eyes a popping,

So much to see.

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All around me,

Things to buy,

This is now my,

Time to live.

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I make a purchase,

Then another,

It’s no wonder,

I am confused!

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Lights a sparkle,

Christmas glory,

Festive story,

All around.

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Each queue I join,

More souls to greet,

To chat and meet,

And share the time.

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When my shopping’s over,

It’s time to ponder,

The meaning of,

Christmas day.

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The Christ boy-child,

Came down to earth,

Of virgin birth,

Heralding peace and joy.

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So, do remember,

This, here, story,

Don’t be sorry,

And share your luck,

With those in need.

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I heard a sound by my bedside last night

I heard a sound by my bedside last night

I heard a sound by my bedside last night,

I heard a strange sound; I got such a fright.

As something passed by me deep in the night,

I heard a faint sound; did it want my poor life?

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I made not a sound; I was still, in such fright,

As I lay in bed in the deep of the night,

I could hear it close by, how I longed for the light.

What was the dark thing probing the night?

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An evil black form, a shadowy sight,

Began to rise slowly in front of my eyes.

As I lay in bed on my left-hand side,

The dark, wicked thing rose slowly into sight.

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I could move not a muscle; I was frozen in fright,

As the dark frightful vision continued in height,

Till it’s malevolent eyes were almost in sight.

Only then did I close mine, despite the dark night.

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I knew it was wicked, evil personified,

That he wanted my sight, the light of my life.

I closed my eyes; shut them tight as the night.

Evading the Grim Reaper’s deathly cold scythe.

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Finally, eventually, when I opened my eyes,

I thought it was gone, departed my side,

But it was still there, though lower this time,

Starting beginning to rise over again.

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How could I be free from the terrible beast,

That wanted my soul, my heart and my peace?

Perhaps, if I kept my eyes firmly closed,

It might give up and leave me alone.

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So I closed my eyes, though still in such fright,

And I prayed that I’d last out the night.

Although its Dark Presence was close to my brow,

I kept my eyes shut so it wouldn’t bother me now.

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The Darkness and danger passed from me that night,

It vanished, departed, left my bedside.

I rolled over, so comfy, lulled back into nod,

Till the next time it happened it was just me and my God.

A note: This really did happen

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Humpty Dumpty – My Crazymad Way

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men,

Laughed at old Dumpty, broken in pain.

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Oh, will you save? Humpty asked in his pain?

My shell it is cracked and also my brain.

If nothing is done by horse or by man.

My time will be gone from nursery rhyme land.

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The king’s horses and also his men,

Felt sorry for laughing at the egg in his pain.

So fetching some glue – and super at that,

 They stuck him together though ever so cracked.

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Why wait For Christmas?

This is from the story ‘Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World’

Why wait For Christmas?

Why wait for Christmas when you can have it every day,
Be it June or September, March, April or May. 
The thing to remember is not the date or day,
But the feeling that goes behind it, so share it right away.
Enjoy your time for living; enjoy your time on earth,
A time for celebration, a chance to spend in mirth,
Each day will go brightly as you strike out forth,    
And all of this made possible because of the virgin birth.
Oh, why wait for Christmas when you can have it every day,
Be it June or September, March, April or May. 
The thing to remember is not the date or day,
But the feeling that goes behind it, so share it right away.

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Christmastime is nowhere at all

Christmastime is Nowhere at all

From the story ‘Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World’

smiley at the Crazymad writer's blog

Christmastime is nowhere at all,

It’s nowhere at all, if it’s not in your heart.

If it’s not in your wishes, right there from the start,

Christmastime is nowhere at all.

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Christmastime, a time to be glad,

A time to rejoice in all that you have,

But let us remember this time of good cheer,

Is also a time to erase every fear.

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Christmastime is nowhere at all,

It’s nowhere at all, if it’s not in your heart.

If it’s not in your wishes, right there from the start,

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Christmastime is nowhere at all.

Christmastime, it’s a time to be glad,

It a time to rejoice in all that you have,

But let us remember this time of good cheer,

Is a time to share blessings, this is my prayer.

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To Boldly Go

To Boldly Go

To boldly go where no man has gone,

 Our intrepid explorers fight the Klingons,

 They battles with foes and forces unknown,

 Kirk and his crew are so far from home.

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Warping past Dwarfs as red as can be,

Streaking through space, and all for the free,

The freedom of choice, for you and for me,

Our intrepid explorers go forward boldly.

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Out into the blackness, the fear and the dread,

Kirk and his crew by passion are led,

Explorers by nature, fighters by chance,

Man and machine go boldly ever on.

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It was a voyage of years, a mission of five,

That’s all was intended, I tell you no lie,

More than forty years later they’re still forging on,

Onwards and upwards, to a new dawn.

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