I am man,
Born of woman; man,
I stand for all that is right,
I am man,
I fight injustice and bias,
I am man,
I will NEVER allow Neanderthals to get the upper hand,
For I am man, of woman, with woman, against Neanderthal man.
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Merry Princessmas
Merry Christmas
Or should that be Merry Princessmas?
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from the Crazymad Writer
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Harry Rotter
Chapter One
No, Our Best China’s in There!
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Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff
Aliens landed in Ballykilduff,
Aliens landed; that is a fact,
In the dark of the night it happened, it did,
At the end of my garden they landed, then hid.
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Half a Pound of Tuppeny Rice (Whiz-Popping)
Half a pound of tuppeny rice,
Half a pound of fine treacle,
Mix it up and eat it all down,
WHIZ-POPPING begins – I’m sorry!
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Up and down the city road,
To buy a box of Eno’s,
That’s the way the money goes,
WHIZ-POPPING continues – I’m sorry!
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Half a pound of tuppeny rice,
Half a pound of fine treacle,
I mixed it up and ate it all down,
WHIZ-POPPING persists – I’M SORRY, I REALLY AM SORRY.
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Christmas is Coming…
Christmas is Coming (the goose is getting fat)
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I want to eat your brains
I want to eat your brains
I want to eat your brains,
That’s what I said,
I want to eat your brains,
Until you are dead.
I am a zombie; it’s what I do,
Eating brains all night through.
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In the morning,
When I’ m nice and full,
Of lovely brains and blood, so cool,
I will go to bed and sleep it off,
Until the evening when I’ll want some more.
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The Brains of Branson
The Brains of Branson
If I had the brains of Branson
His guile, ambition and throw,
I might be up there with him,
With an empire of my own,
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I might be sitting there pretty,
With the whole world at my feet,
With nothing at all to worry about,
My life would be complete.
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But I’m not up there with him,
‘Cos my vision was slightly askew,
Seeing things that bit differently,
My off was later, it’s true,
But now that I’ve seen that vision,
The route where my destiny lies,
I am catching up fast with him,
Make some room ‘cos I’ve nearly arrived!
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