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Halloween is coming your way – be warned!

Pumpkin Heads,

Pumpkin heads, pumpkin heads, ho, ho, ho, they’re the pumpkin heads,

Creepy things, eerie things, scaring half to death,

Pumpkin heads we must get!

 

Pumpkin heads, pumpkin heads, ho, ho, ho, they’re the pumpkin heads,

Yellow things, orange things, burning bright inside,

Pumpkin heads or we will cry!

 

Pumpkin heads, pumpkin heads, ho, ho, ho, they’re the pumpkin heads,

Witches here, wizards near, chanting round them lit,

Pumpkin heads: we will hit!

 

Pumpkin heads, pumpkin heads, ho, ho, ho, it’s the pumpkin heads,

Smash them up, bash them up, ‘till they’re whacked to bits,

Pumpkin heads, hit, hit, hit!

 

Tired heads, sleepy heads, zzz, zzz, zzz, we’re going to bed,

Land of nod, brains all fogged, drifting off to sleep,

Pumpkin heads next year – and heaps!

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Posted by on October 28, 2018 in Halloween, Horror, humor

 

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Double, double toil and trouble

stories for children

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Writer crazy, madman he,
In the maelstrom boil with glee.
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Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Author’s charm and writer’s sting,
Wizard sage; wolf dog sing.
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For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Read it with your glowering brood,
Read if fast, quick and good.

 
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Posted by on October 30, 2014 in Halloween

 

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The witches are coming!

The witches are coming, It’s that time of the year,

When ghosts, monsters and goblins, walk abroad, creating fear.

A time of dark nights and much darker deeds,

When kids call on neighbours, saying, trick or treat if you please.

When you deposit some treats into the bag by their side,

You will see magic so wondrous in those kids’ eyes,

The same magic that you possessed a long time ago,

Before worldly concerns dimmed its bright glow.

Never fear, though, you can rekindle it, Just open your eyes,

To the marvel and the wonder, In this great world of ours.

stories for children

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songs, nursery rhymes and much, much more!

 
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Posted by on October 17, 2014 in Halloween

 

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Stories for children and young at heart adults

Although my works are primarily aimed at children adults also enjoy reading them. My works include such notables as:

Tales of the Extraordinary,

The Witches

Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World

HARRY ROTTER (as opposed to Harry Potter)

Jimmy, the Glue Factory and Mad Mr Viscous

Slug Talk

The Tales of Beetle About

Tales of Childhood, volumes 1 and 2

Horrible Horace

Stories for Boys

The Three Faerie Sisters

 A Christmas Carol Betwixt

The Fog

Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff

Stewed Rhymes

A Beer in a Burger Bar

And a whole lot MORE!!!

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Christmas fun reading, for sure

Stories for children and young at heart adults.

Christmas fun reading, for sure

Tales of the Extraordinary,  

The Witches,  

Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World (it’s a Christmas story),  

HARRY ROTTER (she has lost her Magical Marbles),  

Jimmy, the Glue Factory and Mad Mr Viscous,  

Slug Talk,  

The Tales of Beetle About,  

Tales of Childhood, volumes 1 and 2,  

Horrible Horace,  

Stories for Boys,  

The Three Faerie Sisters,  

Christmas: A Carol Betwixt,  

The Fog,  

Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff,  

Stewed Rhymes,  

A Beer in a Burger Bar,  

And a whole lot MORE.

 

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Originally Intended for Publication on April 1st

Originally Intended for Publication on April 1st

The other day I heard the Earth was flat,

That all these years it’s been like a mat,

That you hardly see or notice there,

Until you are told the Earth is square.

If it is square then I am sure,

What I have learned was oh-so-flawed.

But perhaps it’s all a dream of sorts,

And when I awake all will be as before,

And if it’s not then I must learn,

Not to walk too far lest I fall off the edge.

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Posted by on November 4, 2013 in Stories for children

 

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Keep Calm and Read My Books

The Crazymad writer's eBooks are only 99 cents each

Keep Calm and Read My Books

I am Gerrard T Wilson, The Crazymad Writer of children’s stories – ARRRRRGH.

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Although my works are primarily aimed at children, adults also enjoy reading them. 

My works include such notables as: 

 Tales of the Extraordinary,  

 The Witches,  

 Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World,

 HARRY ROTTER (she has lost her Magical Marbles),  

 Jimmy, the Glue Factory and Mad Mr Viscous,  

Slug Talk,  

 The Tales of Beetle About,  

 Tales of Childhood, volumes 1 and 2,  

 Horrible Horace,  

 Stories for Boys,  

 The Three Faerie Sisters,  

 Christmas: A Carol Betwixt,

 The Fog,

 Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff,  

 Stewed Rhymes,  

A Beer in a Burger Bar,

 And a whole lot MORE.

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