Originally Intended for Publication on April 1st
The other day I heard the Earth was flat,
That all these years it’s been like a mat,
That you hardly see or notice there,
Until you are told the Earth is square.
If it is square then I am sure,
What I have learned was oh-so-flawed.
But perhaps it’s all a dream of sorts,
And when I awake all will be as before,
And if it’s not then I must learn,
Not to walk too far lest I fall off the edge.