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There once was a Slug called Reilly

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There once was a slug called Reilly,
Who was incredibly slimy,
He thought he was smart,
Going out in the dark,
Until he fell down in a hole, did Reilly.

While stuck in that dark place,
Reilly thought about his life and his fate,
About the jerk he had been,
To everyone he had seen,
So he promised to be good, did Reilly.

Suddenly, a stick falling into the hole,
Presented a way to escape from it all,
Freed from that space,
Reilly forgot his promise, though great.
And returned to his bad ways, did Reilly.

One day when Reilly was alone,
He forgot to cover up his dank home,
It was an incredibly hot day,
The sun shone brightly away,
Drying him up, that slug, old Reilly,

The moral of my story is this,
Treat everyone you meet with a wish,
That their life is just fine,
Untroubled by…

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The Whizzpopper Song, by The BFG (and Sophie)

“A whizzpopper!” cried the BFG, beaming at her. “Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?”
― Roald Dahl, The BFG

 
 

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Laurel and Hardy – The Music Box

Laurel and Hardy – The Music Box

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Posted by on June 16, 2014 in funny video

 

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Postman Pat

Postman Pat

and his black and white cat

 
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Posted by on May 19, 2014 in cartoon, funny video

 

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Brush your teeth every day!

Brush your teeth every day,

Brush your teeth, that’s what they say,

‘Cos if you don’t, they’ll all fall out,

And then you’ll have a gummy mouth!

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Posted by on April 30, 2014 in funny video

 

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There once was a Slug called Reilly

There once was a slug called Reilly,
Who was incredibly slimy,
He thought he was smart,
Going out in the dark,
Until he fell down in a hole, did Reilly.

While stuck in that dark place,
Reilly thought about his life and his fate,
About the jerk he had been,
To everyone he had seen,
So he promised to be good, did Reilly.

Suddenly, a stick falling into the hole,
Presented a way to escape from it all,
Freed from that space,
Reilly forgot his promise, though great.
And returned to his bad ways, did Reilly.

One day when Reilly was alone,
He forgot to cover up his dank home,
It was an incredibly hot day,
The sun shone brightly away,
Drying him up, that slug, old Reilly,

The moral of my story is this,
Treat everyone you meet with a wish,
That their life is just fine,
Untroubled by lying and slime,
Don’t end up like silly old Reilly.

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Posted by on April 28, 2014 in funny video

 

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Is a nit like a gnat?

Is a nit like a gnat?
Can you wear it on your hat?
Do you pick it off a tree?
Or like a scab upon your knee?
Might you pick it like a rose?
Or can a nit grow in your nose?

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Do I stay in to pick a nit
and go out to throw a fit?
Wait, wait! …
How do you throw a fit?
I wonder if throwing a fit
might be like picking a nit?

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Posted by on April 28, 2014 in funny video

 

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