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There was an Old Woman who Swallowed a Gnat!

A gnat’s tale.

The Crazymad Writer

I know an old woman, who swallowed a gnat,

What was she at, to swallow a gnat?

The silly old prat…

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I know an old woman, who swallowed a lizard,

That squirmed and turned and burned inside her.

She swallowed the lizard to catch the gnat,

What was she at, to swallow a gnat?

The silly old prat…

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I know an old woman, who swallowed a bat,

What a sap to swallow a bat.

She swallowed the bat to catch the lizard,

That squirmed and turned and burned inside her.

She swallowed the lizard to catch the gnat,

What was she at, to swallow a gnat?

The silly old prat…

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I know an old woman who swallowed a bed…

She’s dead!

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