A cat is a cat, a fact, a fact,
No one can know what a cat is at,
Unless you with a feline sat,
And meow with cat, cat, cat.
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Cat Hat
There once was a man with a cat,
Who wanted to get a new hat,
So he grabbed the poor cat,
Just where it was at,
Now the cat is his hat, it’s a fact.
Cool is my game
I am Henry, a cat, and cool is my game,
Strutting through Castleknock, looking for dames,
Sweet chicks to fondle pamper and delight,
Meowing them sweetly while giving the eye,
It’s a cat thing I do, please try to understand,
It’s why I am here in this fair and green land,
Creating my offspring, far too many to count,
I have to dash off now; I see a cat I can mount.
The Crazymad Writer 