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The Day the Postbox Refused Certain Letters

31 Mar
The Day the Postbox Refused Certain Letters

The Day the Postbox Refused Certain Letters

In Ballykillduff, the postbox had always been green, dependable, and mildly overlooked.

It stood beside the village square, not far from the fountain that sometimes remembered things before they happened, and within polite nodding distance of Mrs Flannery’s shop, where news was sold in equal measure with bread.

No one had ever thought much about the postbox.

Until the morning it began to think about them.

It started, as such things often do, with a small and easily dismissed inconvenience.

Mrs Flannery approached with a letter held between two fingers, as though it might yet change its mind.

“I’ve written to my sister,” she said aloud, because she often did that. “Perfectly reasonable. Perfectly timely.”

She slid the letter into the slot.

The postbox accepted it.

Then paused.

Then, with a quiet and distinctly deliberate motion…

returned it.

The envelope slipped back out, as neat as you please, and landed against her shoe.

Mrs Flannery frowned.

“Well now,” she said. “That’s… unnecessary.”

She tried again.

The postbox tried again.

The result was identical.

By mid-morning, the matter had gathered an audience.

Mr Hanrahan, who dealt in railway timings and therefore trusted systems, posted a form.

The postbox accepted it instantly.

“Functional,” he declared, with satisfaction.

A child posted a drawing of a duck wearing a hat.

The postbox hummed, a soft, approving sound, and swallowed it whole.

“Encouraging,” said Mrs Flannery, who was still holding her letter.

It was Mr Byrne the baker who noticed the sign.

“Ah now,” he said, squinting. “That wasn’t there yesterday.”

There, affixed just beneath the slot, in careful, looping handwriting, was a notice.

NO LETTERS OF REGRET
NO APOLOGIES WRITTEN TOO LATE
NO MESSAGES YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID YEARS AGO

The square fell into a thoughtful sort of silence.

“Well that’s ridiculous,” said Mrs Flannery.

And yet… she did not try to post the letter again.

By afternoon, the situation had worsened in a most peculiar way.

Letters that had been refused did not simply go home.

They lingered.

They gathered.

They rested against the base of the postbox, or perched along the fountain’s edge, or leaned thoughtfully against the green-painted bench.

And when the evening came…

they began to murmur.

Not loudly.

Not enough to cause alarm.

But enough that if one stood still—very still—and listened…

one might hear:

“I should have said it then…”
“It wasn’t meant like that…”
“I thought there would be more time…”

The square, which had always been a place of passing, became a place of pause.

Alice arrived just as the light began to soften.

She had been walking without particular direction, which in Ballykillduff often meant she arrived exactly where she was meant to be.

She regarded the postbox.

The sign.

The small congregation of unsent words.

And then, quite sensibly, she listened.

“Oh,” she said, after a moment.

“That’s rather clear.”

“What is?” asked Mr Hanrahan.

“It isn’t broken,” said Alice. “It’s being particular.”

“That’s worse,” said Mrs Flannery.

Alice walked slowly around the postbox, as though it might reveal something from the correct angle.

“It’s not refusing letters,” she said.
“It’s refusing timing.”

“I beg your pardon?” said Mr Byrne.

“These,” said Alice, gesturing gently to the scattered envelopes, “are all things meant for yesterday. Or last year. Or a moment that has already gone on without them.”

“Well that’s what letters are for,” said Mrs Flannery.

“Sometimes,” said Alice. “But not when they are trying to travel backwards.”

That night, the murmuring grew clearer.

Not louder.

But more certain.

The letters did not accuse.

They did not demand.

They simply… repeated themselves, as though waiting to be heard by the correct moment.

Which, unfortunately, had already passed.

The following morning, Ballykillduff was quieter than usual.

Not empty.

Not unhappy.

Just… aware.

Mrs Flannery opened her shop and said, to no one in particular:

“I should have told her I missed her.”

Then, after a pause, she added:

“I still do.”

Mr Byrne, weighing out flour, said:

“I was wrong about the oven.”

And then, after another pause:

“I know that now.”

Mr Hanrahan stood by the station and said:

“That wasn’t necessary. What I said.”

And though no one answered, the air itself seemed to acknowledge the effort.

Alice returned to the square carrying a single envelope.

It was plain.

Unaddressed, at first glance.

But as she turned it in her hands, the words revealed themselves—not written so much as decided.

To Whoever I Was Meant To Be

She considered the postbox.

The sign.

The quiet gathering of letters that no longer whispered quite so urgently.

“Well,” she said, “this doesn’t seem to belong to yesterday.”

She stepped forward and placed the envelope into the slot.

The postbox did not hesitate.

It accepted the letter.

Completely.

Without pause.

For a moment, nothing happened.

Which, in Ballykillduff, was often the beginning of something.

Over the next few days, the changes were small.

So small they might have gone unnoticed, had the village not been paying attention.

People spoke more.

Not loudly.

Not dramatically.

But at the right time.

A hand on a shoulder.

A word said before it became too late to say it easily.

A laugh shared instead of saved.

An apology given before it required a letter.

The pile of unsent letters grew thinner.

Not because they were posted.

But because they were no longer needed.

One morning, the sign changed.

No one saw it happen.

No one heard it being written.

But there it was, in the same careful hand:

SAY IT WHILE IT STILL MATTERS

The postbox returned to its usual stillness.

Green.

Dependable.

Mildly overlooked.

But from time to time, if one posted a letter that seemed… slightly delayed…

it might pause.

Just briefly.

As though considering.

And if you stood very quietly beside it—

not always, but sometimes—

you might hear a soft, thoughtful hum.

Not disapproving.

Not quite approving.

Just… attentive.

As though the postbox, having once learned the difference,

had no intention of forgetting it again.

 
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Tea is a serious business

31 Mar
Tea is a serious business
“Tea, my dear sir, is a serious business!” Tarrant Hightopp, the Mad Hatter, bellowed, his voice echoing over the brass and steam. He was a whirl of tweed and copper gears, balanced on a massive clock face that marked the heart of the great Steampunk London. His goggles were pushed up into his perpetually patched top hat, but his eyes, a glinting, unpredictable green, were narrowed with focused madness.
Facing him, claws out and his waistcoat already shredded, was the March Hare, also known as Thackery Earwicket. He was a creature of kinetic energy, his fur matted with coal dust, holding a broken porcelain cup like a jagged weapon.
Their disagreement, as it so often was, was existential. Thackery had just suggested that a proper five-second steeping time for the Earl Grey-9000 was sufficient. To Tarrant, who had spent the last hour meticulously fine-tuning his custom-built, dual-spout ‘Goliath’ teapot, this was nothing short of blasphemy.
“You speak of SACRILEGE!” Tarrant roared, swinging the Goliath. The massive, brass teapot, a wonder of miniature clockwork, hummed with internal energy, its pressure gauges twitching. “This is not merely tea, Thackery! This is ‘Chrono-Brew’! Every drop must be synchronized with the precise oscillation of the central chronometer!”
“Gah! More of your clockwork claptrap!” Thackery spat, his long ears twitching in fury. He feinted left, then lunged right, the jagged edge of his teacup narrowly missing the Hatter’s coat. “I say five seconds! If you can’t feel the brew, you don’t deserve the brew!”
“Feel it? I designed it to operate at exactly five-hundred and twelve milliseconds past the optimal temperature coefficient for maximum flavor-to-gear ratio!” Tarrant parried Thackery’s strike with the snout of the Goliath, sending a small spray of water into the air.
Below them, the city pulsed. Massive airships, looking like barnacled metal whales, slipped through the smoky sky. Steam-driven factories, a forest of chimneys, chugged out black plumes. Towering clock towers, including a familiar, but far more complex, Big Ben, loomed in the haze. The entire landscape was a symphony of brass, copper, and iron.
Thackery threw a broken, steaming saucer, which Tarrant dodged with a flourish that was half ballet, half clumsy panic. “It’s about the spirit, Tarrant! The untamed, wild essence of the leaf!”
“Untamed! Hah!” The Hatter used his boots, outfitted with specialized gear-traction pads, to secure his footing on the clockwork floor. He pulled a small lever on the side of the teapot. “Your ‘untamed’ approach produces a chaotic swill! Witness the power of true, calculated, controlled flavor!”
The Goliath’s gears whirred with new intensity. A tiny puff of steam, precise and controlled, burst from the main spout, creating a small, smoky cloud that briefly obscured the battle.
The March Hare didn’t wait. He crashed through the steam, a blur of fur and rage. “CALCULATED? It tastes like industrial lubricant!”
Their fight wasn’t a duel of death, but of conviction. A thousand tiny pieces of metal, a million gears, and an endless stream of hot water were their weapons and their shield. In the heart of a city built on order and power, two masters of the absurd were locked in a perfect, chaotic dance, proving that even in a world of gears and steel, the most important battle was always over the perfect cup of tea. Their shouts were swallowed by the deep, rhythmic groan of the city’s machinery, but their madness was the only thing truly alive.
 
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A Slug Called Reilly

25 Mar
A Slug Called Reilly

The Day Reilly the Slug Learned Nothing (and Then Something, but Not for Long)
A Ballykillduff Story

In the village of Ballykillduff—where the post box is green, the wind occasionally argues with itself, and even the paving stones have been known to sigh—there once lived a slug called Reilly.

He lived, if such a word can be used generously, beneath a damp and rather opinionated stone at the edge of the village square. The stone had been there longer than most of the villagers and was known to mutter, particularly about moisture levels and passing beetles.

Reilly, however, had very little interest in stones, beetles, or indeed anyone at all—except when they were useful.

He was, by all accounts, incredibly slimy.

Not merely in the physical sense (though that was undeniable), but in the manner of his dealings. He borrowed dew and never returned it. He left trails where trails were expressly unwelcome. He once told a very small mushroom that it would grow into a grand oak tree, which was both untrue and unnecessarily upsetting.

“Morning, Reilly,” said Mrs Flannery one day, sweeping the step of her shop.

Reilly slid past without reply, leaving behind a glistening remark that required two buckets and a firm word to remove.

“Uncivil,” said the broom, which had seen better slugs.

Reilly preferred the night.

At night, he thought himself clever.

At night, he thought no one saw him.

At night, he could glide where he pleased, whispering unkind things to unsuspecting leaves and rearranging small piles of gravel purely for inconvenience.

“I am a creature of great intelligence,” Reilly once announced to a puddle, which, to its credit, did not respond.

It was on one such night—quiet, dark, and slightly too proud of itself—that Reilly made a mistake.

He was gliding along the edge of Currans Lane, composing what he believed to be a particularly cutting remark about a passing dandelion, when—

slip.

slide.

plop.

Reilly vanished.

He had fallen into a hole.

Now, holes in Ballykillduff are rarely just holes.

This one, for instance, was deeper than it should have been, darker than it needed to be, and faintly echoing in a way that suggested it had opinions about those who fell into it.

Reilly landed with a soft, undignified sound.

It was very dark.

It was very quiet.

And, most troubling of all—

there was no one to be unkind to.

At first, Reilly was annoyed.

“This is inconvenient,” he said to the darkness.

The darkness, being thorough, did not respond.

After a while, annoyance gave way to something less familiar.

Thinking.

Reilly began, for perhaps the first time in his life, to think about himself.

He thought about the mushroom.

He thought about the beetles.

He thought about the puddle, which had always been rather patient with him.

He thought about Mrs Flannery’s step.

He thought about the trail.

“Oh,” said Reilly, quietly.

It is a small word, “oh,” but in Ballykillduff it has been known to change entire weather patterns.

“I have not been… very good,” he admitted.

The hole, which had been waiting for this moment, seemed to grow just a little less dark.

“I shall change,” Reilly declared.
“I shall be kind. I shall be thoughtful. I shall be… less Reilly.”

Time passed.

(No one in Ballykillduff was quite sure how much, as the clocks occasionally took personal days.)

Then, quite suddenly—

thunk.

A stick fell into the hole.

It landed beside Reilly, leaning at just the right angle, as though it had been sent with purpose—or at least with good timing.

Reilly looked at it.

The stick looked at Reilly.

“Well,” said Reilly, “this seems promising.”

With some effort, and a great deal of sliding, Reilly climbed.

Up he went.

Up past the thinking.

Up past the promises.

Up into the light.

Reilly emerged from the hole.

The world was as it had always been.

The stone was still muttering.

The post box was still green.

Mrs Flannery was still sweeping.

And Reilly—

Reilly paused.

He remembered his promise.

He remembered his thoughts.

He remembered his oh.

For a moment—just a moment—he considered keeping it.

Then he didn’t.

“Well,” he said, “one mustn’t be unreasonable.”

And off he went, leaving a trail that suggested nothing at all had been learned.

Days passed.

Reilly returned to his habits.

The mushroom was confused again.

The beetles avoided him.

The puddle grew slightly less patient.

And Reilly, as ever, did not notice.

Until one day—

a very hot day.

A day so bright that even the shadows considered taking cover.

Reilly, having spent the morning being particularly disagreeable to a passing daisy, returned to his home beneath the stone.

Only—

he forgot to cover it properly.

He left the entrance open.

He did not think.

The sun did.

It shone.

And shone.

And shone.

Down into Reilly’s damp little world.

The stone muttered something about “consequences.”

Reilly began to feel… uncomfortable.

Then dry.

Then very dry indeed.

“Oh,” said Reilly again.

But this time, it was a different sort of oh.

By the time the shade returned, Reilly was no longer quite himself.

He had, in a manner of speaking, been reduced to a lesson.

And in Ballykillduff, lessons do not go to waste.

The children of the village, passing by the stone, would sometimes pause.

“Was that Reilly?” one might ask.

“It was,” said the stone, which had decided to be helpful for once.

“What happened to him?”

The stone would consider this.

Then say:

“He remembered something important.
But not for long enough.”

And so, if you ever find yourself in Ballykillduff—

where the post box is green, the wind occasionally argues, and even the smallest creatures are given their moment—

you may hear the quiet moral whispered by stones, puddles, and particularly thoughtful sticks:

Be kind when it is easy.
Be kind when it is not.
And if you promise to change—
do try to remember it longer than a hole.

 
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Posted by on March 25, 2026 in Fairy tale, fantasy story

 

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Alice and the Quiet Thing Beneath Wonderland

24 Mar
Alice and the Quiet Thing Beneath Wonderland

Alice and the Quiet Thing Beneath Wonderland

Alice did not remember falling.

That was the first wrongness.

There was no rush of wind, no tumbling of teacups, no curious shelves of marmalade and maps. No polite gravity conducting her downward like a well-mannered host.

Instead, she was simply there.

Standing.

Waiting.

Wonderland had received her without ceremony.

At first glance, it seemed unchanged.

The trees still leaned at uncertain angles, as though listening to secrets beneath the soil. The air still shimmered faintly, like a thought not quite finished. A path still wound forward in the manner of paths that had not yet decided where they led.

But nothing greeted her.

No White Rabbit.
No chatter.
No argument.

Even the silence felt… deliberate.

Alice took a step forward.

The ground did not echo.

“Hallo?” she called.

Her voice did not return.

Not even incorrectly.

She walked.

And as she walked, she noticed something most unsettling of all:

Everything was almost right.

The flowers were in bloom—but none turned to look at her.
A teacup sat upon a table—but the tea within it did not ripple.
A signpost pointed in three directions—but the words had been carefully erased, as though they had once said something important and someone had decided they should not say it anymore.

Alice reached out and touched the sign.

It was warm.

“You should not read things that have been forgotten.”

The voice came from nowhere.

And everywhere.

Alice turned.

At first, she thought it was the Cheshire Cat—but no.

This thing did not grin.

It had no face.

Only a suggestion of one, like a memory rubbed thin.

“I didn’t read anything,” Alice said.

“That is why you are still here,” said the thing.

Alice took a step back.

“Where is everyone?”

The thing did not answer immediately.

Instead, the air seemed to shift, as though it were deciding how much truth could be allowed.

“They are where they were always going,” it said at last.

“That is not an answer.”

“It is the only answer left.”

Alice turned and began to walk faster.

The path resisted.

Not visibly—nothing so obvious—but it lengthened in small, unnoticeable ways. The distance between her and the next tree stretched like a thought being delayed.

She broke into a run.

And then she saw it.

The tea party.

The table was laid.

The cups were filled.

The chairs were occupied.

But the Mad Hatter, the March Hare, and the Dormouse sat perfectly still, as though waiting for a cue that had never come.

Alice approached slowly.

“Hatter?” she said.

He did not respond.

She reached out and touched his sleeve.

It crumbled.

Not into dust—but into something softer. Lighter.

Like ash that had once been laughter.

“No,” Alice whispered.

She stepped back.

The March Hare’s teacup slipped from his fingers, though he had not moved.

It hit the table.

And made no sound.

“They spoke too much,” said the voice again.

Alice turned sharply.

The faceless thing stood closer now.

“They filled the air with contradictions. Questions. Noise. It was… inefficient.”

“Inefficient?” Alice said, her voice trembling. “That’s what Wonderland is.”

“It was,” said the thing.

Alice shook her head.

“No. No, this is wrong. This is all wrong.”

“Yes,” said the thing, almost gently. “That is why it had to be corrected.”

Alice ran.

She ran through the silent woods, past flowers that would not speak, past streams that refused to flow, past clocks that had stopped at times that meant nothing at all.

And at last, she reached the Queen’s court.

The Queen of Hearts sat upon her throne.

Perfectly composed.

Perfectly still.

Her crown did not tremble. Her voice did not rage. Her eyes did not burn.

Alice approached slowly.

“Your Majesty?” she said.

The Queen did not answer.

Alice stepped closer.

And closer.

And then she saw—

The Queen was not breathing.

“She was the last,” said the thing.

Alice did not turn this time.

“Why?” she whispered.

“Because she could not be predicted,” it said. “And what cannot be predicted cannot be permitted.”

Alice clenched her hands.

“This place is meant to be unpredictable,” she said. “It’s meant to be strange, and wild, and… and alive.”

The thing was silent for a moment.

Then it said:

“And yet, you came back.”

Alice froze.

“I… of course I did.”

“Why?”

Alice hesitated.

Because it mattered.
Because it was hers.
Because somewhere in all the nonsense, there had been meaning.

“I don’t know,” she said.

The thing moved closer.

And now, for the first time, Alice felt it looking at her.

Truly looking.

“You do not belong here anymore,” it said.

The words settled into the air like a verdict.

Alice opened her mouth to protest—but nothing came.

Because somewhere, quietly, terribly—

She knew it was true.

“You grew,” said the thing.
“You learned.”
“You began to expect things to make sense.”

Alice shook her head weakly.

“I didn’t mean to.”

“No one ever does.”

The silence deepened.

Alice looked around at the stillness. The absence. The careful, suffocating order of it all.

“What happens now?” she asked.

The thing did not hesitate.

“Now,” it said, “you will leave.”

“And Wonderland?”

For the first time, something like hesitation entered the thing’s voice.

“It will remain,” it said.

“Like this?”

“Yes.”

Alice closed her eyes.

And in that moment, she remembered—

The nonsense.

The arguments.
The songs.
The impossible, ridiculous, glorious chaos of it all.

She remembered a place where nothing made sense—and therefore everything mattered.

When she opened her eyes again, they were no longer afraid.

“You’re wrong,” she said.

The thing stilled.

Alice stepped forward.

“You think nonsense is noise,” she said. “But it isn’t. It’s… space. It’s room for things to be.”

The air trembled.

“You removed everything that couldn’t be predicted,” she continued. “But that’s where life lives.”

The thing shifted.

Uncertain.

For the first time.

Alice took another step.

“And you forgot something very important.”

“What is that?”

Alice smiled.

Not brightly.

Not cheerfully.

But with something fierce and fragile and terribly human.

“That nonsense doesn’t disappear,” she said.

“It waits.”

And somewhere—

Very far away—

A teacup rattled.

The Queen’s fingers twitched.

The wind, which had forgotten how to move, made a small and uncertain attempt.

The thing recoiled.

“What have you done?”

Alice said nothing.

Because she had done nothing at all.

She had simply remembered.

And Wonderland—

very slowly—

began to remember itself.

 
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Alice and the Catastrophe of Sensible Behaviour

24 Mar
Alice and the Catastrophe of Sensible Behaviour

Alice and the Catastrophe of Sensible Behaviour

Alice had only just sat down beneath a perfectly unreasonable tree (which insisted it was a hatstand on alternate Tuesdays) when something most alarming occurred.

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

For nearly three seconds.

Alice leapt to her feet at once.

“This will never do,” she said. “If things begin making sense, Wonderland may collapse into a pamphlet.”

At this, the tree-hatstand shuddered and dropped three teaspoons, a cucumber, and a mildly offended pigeon.

“Too late,” said the pigeon. “I’ve been logical all morning.”

Alice gasped. “How dreadful! We must find the source of it before everything becomes tidy.”

She had not gone ten steps before encountering the White Rabbit, who was standing very still and consulting a watch that ticked in complete agreement with itself.

“No contradictions,” he murmured happily. “No paradoxes. Everything precisely where it ought to be!”

Alice seized him by the ears (politely).

“This is an emergency,” she said. “Your watch is behaving.”

The Rabbit blinked. “Well yes, that is generally the point of—”

“Exactly!” cried Alice. “Utter disaster!”

They hurried along a path that refused to twist (which Alice found extremely suspicious) until they reached the Mad Hatter, who was sitting at a table drinking tea in a perfectly ordinary manner.

He lifted his cup.

He sipped.

He put it down again.

Alice staggered backward.

“Hatter,” she whispered, “have you lost your mind?”

“No,” said the Hatter calmly. “I tidied it.”

“You tidied it?”

“Yes. Alphabetised my thoughts. Removed all unnecessary nonsense. Very freeing.”

At this, a teacup fainted.

Alice turned to the March Hare, who was sitting beside him reading a book titled Reasonable Behaviour and Its Consequences.

“Do something absurd at once!” Alice demanded.

The Hare adjusted his spectacles. “I would prefer not to.”

Alice clutched her head. “We are doomed.”

Just then, the sky folded itself into thirds (as skies do when they are worried) and the Cheshire Cat appeared, though only his eyebrows had arrived on time.

“Well,” said the eyebrows, “this looks serious.”

“The nonsense is disappearing!” Alice cried. “Everything is becoming sensible!”

The rest of the Cat slowly assembled itself, piece by deliberate piece.

“How unfortunate,” he said. “Without nonsense, I shall have to make points.”

Everyone shuddered.

They made their way to the Queen of Hearts, who was sitting upon her throne conducting a very calm and well-reasoned discussion about garden maintenance.

“No executions today,” she was saying. “Let us consider everyone’s perspective.”

Alice burst into tears.

“Your Majesty!” she cried. “You must do something unreasonable at once!”

The Queen frowned. “Why?”

“Because if you don’t, Wonderland will become… normal!”

A silence fell.

Even the cards stopped shuffling themselves.

Normal.

The word echoed about like a well-behaved echo.

At last, a small voice spoke.

It was the Dormouse, who had been asleep for so long that he had forgotten how to wake up properly.

“Perhaps,” he said, “we have simply run out of nonsense.”

“Impossible!” cried Alice.

“Not at all,” said the Cheshire Cat. “Nonsense must be replenished. It does not grow on trees—”

The tree-hatstand coughed politely.

“—well, not reliably.”

Alice thought very hard.

Then, quite suddenly, she stood upon the Queen’s throne, balanced a teapot upon her head, declared herself to be “The Duchess of Unfinished Sandwiches,” and began reciting the multiplication table backwards in rhymes involving bananas.

The effect was immediate.

The sky unfolded itself with a snap.

The Hatter dropped his teacup and began arguing with it.

The Rabbit’s watch started running sideways.

The Queen leapt to her feet.

“OFF WITH—no, wait—ON WITH—no—OH JUST DO SOMETHING CONFUSING!”

The cards burst into delighted chaos.

The March Hare threw his book into a passing metaphor.

And the pigeon applauded so enthusiastically it became a small orchestra.

The Cheshire Cat grinned.

“Ah,” he said. “Balance restored.”

Alice climbed down, slightly out of breath.

“That was close,” she said.

“Yes,” said the Cat. “Another minute of sense and we might all have become useful.”

Alice shuddered.

“I should hate that.”

And so, with nonsense safely reinstated, Wonderland returned to its usual state of cheerful confusion.

Which, as Alice later remarked, was exactly as it ought not to be—and therefore, perfectly correct.

 
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The rabbit hole didn’t lead to a tea party this time

23 Mar
The rabbit hole didn’t lead to a tea party this time
The rabbit hole didn’t lead to a tea party this time.
As Alice tumbled through the dark, she didn’t pass rocking chairs or bookshelves. Instead, she brushed past hanging bundles of dried hemlock and jars of preserved nightmares. When she finally landed, the grass wasn’t green; it was a bruised purple, and the air smelled of ozone and singed sugar.
The Shadow Over Wonderland
Wonderland had changed. The Queen of Hearts was gone, replaced by something much more calculated. High atop the mushroom forest sat a castle made of jagged obsidian. There lived The Witch of the Withered Rose.
She didn’t want heads; she wanted stories. She fed on the whimsy of others until they were nothing but hollow shells. The Mad Hatter sat in a corner, staring at a blank teacup, his madness replaced by a terrifying, quiet sanity.
The Encounter
Alice wandered into the clearing of the Great Oak, where the Witch stood waiting. She wasn’t green or warty; she was tall, draped in silk the color of an oil slick, with eyes that looked like solar eclipses.
“You’re late, Alice,” the Witch purred, stirring a cauldron that simmered with silver smoke. “I’ve already bottled the Cheshire Cat’s grin. It makes a lovely nightlight.”
“I don’t think I like your decorating taste,” Alice said, her voice trembling only slightly. “And I’d like my friends back, if it’s all the same to you.”
The Witch laughed, a sound like glass breaking. “In this world, Alice, ‘curiouser and curiouser’ is a death sentence. Give me your imagination, and I’ll let you go back to your boring parlor in London.”
The Twist of Logic
Alice looked at the cauldron. She remembered that in Wonderland, things were only as powerful as you believed them to be.
“You’re not a witch,” Alice said boldly, stepping forward. “You’re just a bad habit. You’re the feeling of growing up and forgetting how to play.”
The Witch shrieked, her obsidian form flickering. “I am the end of dreams!”
“No,” Alice countered, “You’re just a very tall, very grumpy woman in a dress that needs a good wash. And since this is my dream, I think it’s time for a change in the weather.”
Alice didn’t use a sword or magic. She simply imagined the sun. Not just a normal sun, but a sun made of lemon drops and laughter.
The Result:
 * The obsidian castle melted into a giant puddle of blackberry jam.
 * The Witch shrank until she was no bigger than a thimble, scurrying away into the roots of a tree.
 * The Cheshire Cat’s grin popped out of its jar and reattached itself to the air with a satisfied pop.
Alice sat up in the meadow back home, the smell of damp grass filling her lungs. She looked down and noticed a single, withered black rose petal tucked into her apron. She smiled and tossed it into the wind.
 
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Alice and the Jellyfish That Preferred Dice.

19 Mar
Alice and the Jellyfish That Preferred Dice.

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Chapter One
It began, as many things in Ballykillduff do, with something that ought not to have been in the square.
Alice noticed it first.
She had been sitting on the familiar stone bench—just beneath the trees that whispered opinions when the wind was in the mood—when something softly plopped onto the cobbles.
Not a loud plop.
Not even a particularly confident one.
More of a polite uncertainty of a plop.
Alice turned.
There, beside the green post box (which was behaving itself for once), lay a jellyfish.
Now, this would have been surprising enough.
But what made it considerably worse was that the jellyfish was:
  • Nowhere near the sea
  • Glowing faintly like a lantern that had forgotten its purpose
  • Holding a pair of dice
Not near dice.
Not next to dice.
Holding them.
With a sort of thoughtful wobble.
“Good morning,” said Alice, because it seemed the sort of thing one ought to say to a landlocked philosophical jellyfish.
The jellyfish pulsed gently.
“Statistically unlikely,” it replied.
Alice blinked.
“I beg your pardon?”
“Your greeting,” said the jellyfish, rotating slightly as though considering her from several emotional angles. “Given the conditions, it is improbable that this is a good morning.”
Alice considered this.
“Yes,” she said. “But it’s the sort of thing one says anyway.”
“Ah,” said the jellyfish. “A customary inaccuracy. I approve.”
By now, Ballykillduff had begun to notice.
Seamus appeared first, carrying a cup of tea that he had no intention of spilling, despite the circumstances.
Behind him came Mrs Kavanagh, who believed firmly that anything unusual could be improved with a shawl.
Jimmy McGroggan arrived shortly after, already building something with springs.
“What have we got?” said Seamus.
“A jellyfish,” said Alice.
“Inland,” said Seamus.
“With dice,” added Alice.
Seamus nodded.
“Right so.”
The jellyfish raised its dice.
“These,” it said, “are unsatisfactory.”
“Why?” asked Alice.
“They behave too predictably.”
Alice stared.
“I thought dice were supposed to be unpredictable.”
The jellyfish gave a soft, luminous sigh.
“They are random, not interesting.”
This caused Jimmy McGroggan to drop three springs and pick them up again in a different order.
“That,” he said, “is a very important distinction.”
The jellyfish rolled the dice.
They landed on the cobbles.
Six and two.
“Observe,” said the jellyfish. “An outcome. Entirely reasonable. Entirely dull.”
It rolled again.
Three and four.
“Still dull.”
Again.
Five and one.
“Endlessly obedient to expectation.”
Alice crouched beside it.
“What would you prefer them to do?”
The jellyfish paused.
Then, quite carefully, it said:
“I would like them to refuse.”
This caused a silence.
Even Ballykillduff, which had seen rivers forget their destinations and weather pause for reflection, took a moment.
“Refuse what?” asked Alice.
“To be numbers,” said the jellyfish simply.
Jimmy McGroggan’s eyes lit up in a way that suggested future complications.
“I might have something for that,” he said.
From a pocket that was definitely not large enough, he produced a small contraption consisting of:
  • A clock face with no hands
  • A teaspoon that pointed accusingly
  • A tiny bell that rang when ignored
He attached it—very gently—to one of the dice.
“Now,” said Jimmy, stepping back, “roll it.”
The jellyfish rolled the altered die.
It landed.
Paused.
Then… instead of showing a number…
It displayed:
“Perhaps.”
The entire square leaned closer.
The jellyfish trembled with delight.
“Yes,” it whispered. “Yes, that is better.”
They rolled again.
The second die—untouched—showed a five.
The altered one now read:
“Ask Again Later.”
Mrs Kavanagh sat down.
“I don’t like it,” she said, though she clearly did.
Seamus sipped his tea.
“I do,” he said. “It’s honest.”
Alice smiled.
“But what happens when both dice refuse?” she asked.
The jellyfish considered this very seriously.
Then it rolled them both.
They landed together.
For a moment, nothing happened.
Then—
The first die read:
“Why Not?”
The second read:
“Go On So.”
At this, something quite extraordinary occurred.
The air in Ballykillduff shifted.
Not dramatically.
Not loudly.
But decisively.
Somewhere, a decision that had been waiting for years quietly made itself.
A door that had never opened… did.
A letter that had never been sent… found its way.
And Jimmy McGroggan’s unfinished invention… finished itself, just to see how it felt.
The jellyfish glowed brighter.
“This,” it said softly, “is a much more interesting universe.”
Alice nodded.
“Yes,” she said. “It does seem to have improved slightly.”
“Will you stay?” she asked.
The jellyfish floated a little higher, its edges shimmering like thought itself.
“No,” it said. “I drift.”
“Where to?”
The jellyfish rolled its dice one final time.
They landed.
Together.
Gently.
They read:
“Somewhere Else.”
And with that—
It lifted into the air.
Not quickly.
Not dramatically.
Just enough.
And then, like a thought one almost remembers…
It was gone.
Alice looked down at the cobbles.
The dice remained.
She picked them up.
Turned them in her hands.
Rolled them once.
They landed at her feet.
They read:
“Continue.”
Alice smiled.
And in Ballykillduff—
that was quite enough to begin another story.
 
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The Saint Patrick’s Day That Refused to Behave Properly.

17 Mar
The Saint Patrick’s Day That Refused to Behave Properly.

The Saint Patrick’s Day That Refused to Behave Properly.

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*A Ballykillduff Adventure*

It began, as all sensible Saint Patrick’s Days ought, with a parade that had absolutely no intention of remaining sensible.
Ballykillduff Square was dressed in green—
not merely decorated, mind you—
but decidedly and aggressively green.
The bunting shimmered.
The hedges glowed.
Even Murphy’s shop window had taken on a shade of green that suggested it might, at any moment, begin offering advice.
Alice stood beside the cream-and-green telephone box (which, as always, was behaving far more normally than everything else).
“I do hope,” she said politely, “that the day proceeds in a straightforward manner.”
Fle the ancient elf, who had been leaning against the postbox for at least three centuries, opened one eye.
“It won’t,” he said.
The Parade That Arrived Before It Began
At precisely eleven o’clock—
or possibly ten fifty-nine and a half—
the parade arrived.
Not began.
Arrived.
It came marching down Curran’s Lane in full swing, as though it had been going on for hours somewhere else and had simply decided Ballykillduff was next.
At its head rode Seamus on a bicycle that had been painted so green it squeaked.
Behind him marched a brass band playing a tune that sounded suspiciously like three different songs arguing.
Behind them came a float labelled:
“THE OFFICIAL BALLYKILLDUFF LEPRECHAUN (PROBABLY)”
Upon it stood a small man in a tall hat, waving enthusiastically and throwing gold coins into the crowd.
The coins bounced.
Then hummed.
Then, quite distinctly, hopped.
Alice caught one.
It wriggled in her palm and whispered:
“I’m not real, you know.”
“I suspected as much,” said Alice, placing it carefully in her pocket.
The Leprechaun Who Objected to Reality
The leprechaun leapt from the float mid-parade and landed directly in front of Alice.
“I object,” he declared.
“To what?” Alice asked.
“To being the official leprechaun,” he said.
“I never applied.”
“That seems reasonable,” Alice replied.
“I am,” he continued proudly, “an independent magical contractor.”
Fle nodded.
“Freelance nonsense,” he said.
“Exactly!” said the leprechaun.
The Problem of Too Much Green
By midday, something had gone wrong.
Not dramatically wrong—
Ballykillduff rarely did things dramatically—
but persistently wrong.
Everything was becoming… greener.
Not just festive green.
Excessively committed green.
The sky took on a tint.
The river shimmered like liquid emerald.
Even the sheep in the nearby field looked faintly suspicious of themselves.
“Is this usual?” Alice asked.
“No,” said Fle.
“Which makes it traditional.”
Murphy stepped out of his shop holding a loaf of bread that had turned a thoughtful shade of moss.
“This is not regulation,” he announced.
The Discovery of the Pot
They found it, of course, where such things are always found:
At the end of a rainbow that had become stuck.
It wasn’t arcing across the sky.
It was… leaning.
Slightly.
As though it had grown tired halfway through its duties.
At its end sat a large black pot, gently steaming.
The leprechaun folded his arms.
“That’s not mine,” he said quickly.
“No one said it was,” Alice replied.
“It looks like responsibility,” he added.
“I avoid that.”
Alice peered into the pot.
Inside was not gold.
Inside was green.
Not paint.
Not liquid.
Just… green.
A colour so concentrated it seemed to hum with enthusiasm.
The Explanation (Which Made Things Worse)
Fle leaned over and squinted.
“Ah,” he said.
“That’ll be the Essence of Festivity.”
“Is that dangerous?” Alice asked.
“Only in large quantities,” said Fle.
They all looked around.
The fields were glowing.
The sky was humming.
Seamus’s bicycle had begun to sing.
“Yes,” said Alice.
“I believe we may have exceeded the recommended amount.”
The Attempt to Fix It
“Put the lid on,” said Murphy.
“There is no lid,” said Alice.
“Then stop it leaking,” said Murphy.
“It isn’t leaking,” said Fle.
They all paused.
The pot was not overflowing.
It was simply… encouraging everything else to become green.
“Well that’s inconvenient,” said the leprechaun.
The Solution (Entirely Unsatisfactory but Effective)
Alice thought for a long moment.
“Perhaps,” she said, “Saint Patrick’s Day is not meant to be only green.”
Everyone stared at her.
“That sounds dangerously sensible,” said Fle.
Alice reached into her pocket and removed the coin.
It wriggled indignantly.
She tossed it into the pot.
There was a plop.
The green flickered.
Then softened.
The sky returned to blue—though a slightly cheerful blue.
The river calmed.
The sheep relaxed considerably.
The pot gave a satisfied sigh.
The Ending That Refused to End Properly
The parade, which had never officially begun, suddenly decided it had finished.
The band stopped mid-note.
The float turned around of its own accord.
Seamus’s bicycle apologised.
The leprechaun tipped his hat.
“I shall be elsewhere,” he said mysteriously,
“doing something considerably less official.”
And vanished behind Murphy’s shop, which had resumed being merely a shop.
A Quiet Moment (Which Did Not Last)
Alice stood once more beside the telephone box.
“Well,” she said, “that was rather pleasant.”
Fle opened one eye again.
“You say that now,” he said.
From somewhere in the distance came a faint sound—
Not music.
Not quite.
More like…
A kettle…
trying to organise a marching band.
Alice sighed, but smiled.
“Yes,” she said.
“I expect it isn’t quite over.”
Final Line
And in Ballykillduff, on Saint Patrick’s Day,
it very rarely ever is.

 
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Happy Saint Patrick’s Day.

17 Mar

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day.

Have a good day.

 
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Reflections of Alice: A Tale of Two Selves.

13 Mar
Reflections of Alice: A Tale of Two Selves.

An original tale inspired by Lewis Carroll’s

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.

The mirror did not hang on a wall, nor did it rest upon a stand. It floated in the middle of the Tulgey Wood, suspended in the air like a bubble made of silver glass. Alice stopped, adjusting the skirt of her dress. She had been chasing the White Rabbit—or perhaps he had been chasing her; directions were notoriously unreliable in these parts—when she stumbled upon it.
She approached cautiously. She knew better than to touch strange objects without checking for labels reading DRINK ME or DO NOT TOUCH, but the mirror seemed harmless enough. It reflected the wood behind her: the twisted trees, the oversized mushrooms, the path that wound like a confused snake.
And it reflected Alice.
But the Alice in the mirror did not stop when Alice stopped.
The reflection stepped forward. There was a sound like a sharp intake of breath, a pop of pressure, and the girl in the glass stepped out of the frame. She landed on the moss with a soft thud, dusting off her hands.
Alice blinked. She rubbed her eyes and blinked again.
The newcomer stood before her. She wore the same blue dress with the same white apron. She had the same golden hair tied with the same black ribbon. But where Alice’s hair was parted on the left, this girl’s was parted on the right. Where Alice’s apron pocket was on her left hip, this girl’s was on the right.
“Good afternoon,” said the double. Her voice was Alice’s, but the cadence was slightly off, like a song played on a piano that had been tuned a fraction too high.
“Good afternoon,” Alice replied, instinctively curtsying. “Or perhaps it is morning. Time is difficult to keep track of here.”
“It is exactly half-past nonsense,” the double said. She did not curtsy. Instead, she tilted her head, examining Alice with a critical eye. “You look terribly confused. It suits you.”
“I am not confused,” Alice said, drawing herself up to her full height (which was currently three feet and two inches). “I am merely… observing. Who are you?”
“I am Alice,” the double said simply.
“No,” Alice countered, feeling a surge of frustration. “I am Alice. You cannot be Alice. There is only one of me. I am quite sure of it.”
“Are you?” The double walked around her, inspecting her from behind. “How do you know? Have you checked your labels? Have you tested your memory? For all you know, you are the reflection, and I am the original.”
Alice felt a cold shiver run down her spine, unrelated to the temperature of the wood. “I remember falling down the rabbit hole. I remember the tea party. I remember the Queen’s croquet ground.”
“I remember those too,” the double said, plucking a flower from a nearby bush. She smelled it and sneezed. “But I remember them differently. In my memory, the Hatter was polite. In my memory, the Queen was kind. In my memory, I never cried in the Pool of Tears.”
Alice stiffened. “I did not cry. Well, only a little. It was a very large pool.”
“You cry when you are frightened,” the double said. “I do not. I find that makes things much easier.”
The Cheshire Cat appeared then, fading in branch by branch upon a bough above them. He grinned his wide, impossible grin.
“Two Alices?” the Cat purred, his tail flicking. “How curious. Usually, one is quite enough to cause trouble. Two might cause a paradox.”
“Which one is real, Cat?” asked the double, looking up.
“Real?” The Cat chuckled. “In this wood, reality is a matter of opinion. You are both real enough to be lost. You are both real enough to be found. It depends on which way you’re walking.”
“I walk forward,” said Alice.
“I walk backward,” said the double. “It saves time on the return journey.”
Alice frowned. “That doesn’t make any sense.”
“It makes perfect sense in the Looking-Glass,” the double said. “I come from the other side of the glass. Where everything is opposite. You are polite; I am blunt. You ask permission; I take ownership. You wonder what the world is; I tell the world what I am.”
Alice looked at her double. She saw the set of her jaw, the confidence in her stance. It was terrifying, but also… intriguing. How nice it would be, Alice thought, to not be afraid of the Queen. To not worry about saying the wrong thing. To simply *be*.
“If you are the opposite,” Alice said slowly, “then you must be everything I am not.”
“Precisely,” said the double. “Which means if we touch, we might cancel each other out. Like adding a number to its negative. Zero.”
“Or,” said the Cat, “you might multiply. Infinity is rather messier than zero.”
A trumpet blast sounded in the distance. The ground trembled slightly.
“The Queen!” Alice gasped, her heart leaping into her throat. “We must hide.”
“Why?” asked the double. “I have done nothing wrong.”
“She cuts off heads!”
“Let her try,” said the double. She smoothed her apron and stood squarely in the path.
The Queen of Hearts stormed into the clearing, a procession of playing cards trailing behind her. She held a flamingo under her arm and glared at the pair.
“What is this?” the Queen bellowed. “Two of them? Is this a trick? A conspiracy? Why are there two Alices?”
“She is an impostor!” Alice cried, pointing at her double.
“She is a copy!” the double cried, pointing at Alice.
“Silence!” The Queen marched up to them, peering closely at their faces. She grabbed Alice’s chin, then the double’s chin. “Same nose. Same eyes. Same annoying habit of talking back.”
“I do not talk back,” Alice said.
“I talk back,” the double said. “And I enjoy it.”
The Queen grinned, a terrifying expression. “I like this one better. She has spirit. Off with the quiet one’s head!”
The Card soldiers raised their axes. Alice squeezed her eyes shut.
“Wait!” shouted the double.
The Queen paused. “Well? Do you wish to take her place?”
“No,” said the double. “But if you cut off her head, you cut off mine. We are reflections. You cannot have one without the other. If she disappears, I disappear. If I disappear, she disappears. Do you want no Alice at all, Your Majesty?”
The Queen frowned. She tapped her foot. The flamingo squawked. “A riddle. I hate riddles. They ruin the execution schedule.”
“It is not a riddle,” said the double. “It is logic. Even you must follow logic, or the game falls apart.”
The Queen huffed. “Fine. Keep your heads. Both of them. It’s too much trouble to sort out. Move along! All of you!”
The procession marched on, leaving the three of them in the clearing.
Alice opened her eyes. She was still whole. She looked at her double.
“You saved me,” Alice said.
“You saved yourself,” the double corrected. “I am you. My courage is your courage. You just left it behind in the glass.”
The double walked back toward the floating mirror. The surface rippled like water.
“Where are you going?” Alice asked.
“Back,” said the double. “I belong on the other side. But you… you should visit sometime. Bring your courage with you. It fits better here.”
She stepped into the mirror. For a moment, she stood on the other side, waving. Then the silver surface hardened, becoming just a glass pane again. Alice looked into it. She saw only herself.
But when she looked closer, she noticed something. Her hair was still parted on the left. Her pocket was still on the left. But her eyes… her eyes held a new steadiness. The fear was still there, but it was smaller.
“Curiouser and curiouser,” Alice whispered.
The Cheshire Cat faded away, leaving only his grin hanging in the air. “Infinity,” he murmured from nowhere. “Much better than zero.”
Alice turned and walked down the path. She did not check for labels. She did not wonder if she was dreaming. She simply walked forward, knowing that somewhere, in the glass, another Alice was walking backward, and that was perfectly alright.
 
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