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The Tumblewink of Ballykillduff
The Tumblewink of Ballykillduff
It began, as such things often do, with something so small that no one thought it worth mentioning.
Mrs O’Doolin’s teacups.
They had always hung in a neat and sensible row beside the dresser—handle to the right, pattern facing outward, each one minding its own business in a most respectable fashion.
Until one Tuesday morning (or what strongly insisted it was Tuesday), she found them all facing the wall.
Not broken.
Not fallen.
Simply… turned.
“Well now,” she said, after a pause long enough to consider the matter properly, “that’s not how cups behave.”
By the time the village had gathered its thoughts (which took longer than usual, as several of them had gone slightly missing), other things had begun to occur.
Mr Hanrahan at the signal box discovered that the 9:15 had arrived at 9:15… but from tomorrow.
Jimmy McGroggan insisted his ladder now had one extra rung, though no one could agree where it had come from.
And the sheep—always a reliable measure of reality in Ballykillduff—had arranged themselves in a neat row that appeared, upon closer inspection, to be alphabetical.
No one knew quite how sheep managed such a thing.
Least of all the sheep.
It was Alice who noticed it first.
Not the changes.
Those were everywhere.
No—she noticed the feeling.
That quiet, delicate sense that something had just passed by… not loudly, not boldly, but sideways, as though it had slipped between one moment and the next without troubling either.
She was standing by the hedgerow when she saw it.
At first, it looked like nothing at all.
Then like a scrap of ribbon.
Then like a small, glowing tangle of things that did not entirely agree on what they were.
It drifted—not forward, not back—but slightly aside.
And as it passed a fallen leaf, the leaf stood up straight.
The twig beside it, however, forgot what it was for.
“You must be a Tumblewink,” said Alice, quite calmly.
The creature did not answer.
But something about it… smiled.
Not with a mouth, exactly.
More with the idea of a smile.
Alice stepped closer.
“You’ve been tidying,” she said.
The Tumblewink shimmered.
A button appeared where there had been none before, then vanished again as though it had remembered it belonged elsewhere.
“Yes,” Alice continued, “but not quite properly.”
At this, the Tumblewink gave a small, pleased sort of flicker.
They walked together then—if walked is the correct word for something that moved by gently disagreeing with where it had just been.
Everywhere it passed, things improved… and did not.
A crooked fence straightened itself, while the ground beneath it shifted just enough to make it unnecessary.
A lost glove reappeared—on the wrong hand, worn by someone who did not remember owning it.
A sentence begun by Mrs Fitzgerald—
“I always thought that perhaps—”
—finished itself somewhere else entirely, inside Mr Hanrahan’s head, who responded aloud with,
“—it was the teapot all along.”
No one questioned this.
“Why do you do it?” Alice asked at last.
The Tumblewink paused.
For a moment, it became very still—so still that it almost became nothing.
Then, quite gently, it rearranged the air.
Alice felt it rather than heard it:
Because finished things cannot wander.
They stood in silence.
In the distance, a sheep tried to remember whether it was before or after another sheep and decided it rather preferred not to choose.
Alice looked about her.
Nothing was quite right.
But nothing was quite wrong either.
And somehow… the world felt wider for it.
“Will you stay?” she asked.
The Tumblewink flickered.
For just a moment, it gathered itself into something almost clear—a small, warm shape, like a memory that had not yet decided to fade.
Then it drifted.
Not away.
Not toward.
But between.
The next morning, the teacups were facing outward again.
The clock told the correct time.
The sheep had returned to their usual and entirely disorganised ways.
Everything, it seemed, had been put back as it ought.
And yet…
Mrs O’Doolin would later insist that her favourite cup felt warmer than the others, though she could not say why.
Mr Hanrahan occasionally answered questions no one had asked.
And Alice—
Alice sometimes found herself pausing mid-step, certain—quite certain—that she had just missed something important.
Something small.
Something warm.
Something that had been there…
just before it wasn’t.
And if, on certain quiet evenings in Ballykillduff, a thought goes slightly astray, or a moment feels just a touch unfinished—
no one worries overmuch.
They simply smile,
and leave things… almost as they are.
Because somewhere nearby,
a Tumblewink is still at work.

Tea is a serious business

The rabbit hole didn’t lead to a tea party this time

Alice and the Jellyfish That Preferred Dice.
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Nowhere near the sea
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Glowing faintly like a lantern that had forgotten its purpose
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Holding a pair of dice
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A clock face with no hands
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A teaspoon that pointed accusingly
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A tiny bell that rang when ignored
The Day the Frost Blinked
February 25th, 2026 — The Day the Frost Blinked
The frost arrived late.
It did not settle in the night as frost properly should, but wandered into Ballykillduff sometime after breakfast, looking faintly apologetic and extremely decorative.
Alice noticed it first on the gate.
At precisely eleven minutes past ten, the iron latch glittered.
At twelve minutes past ten, it stopped.
At thirteen minutes past ten, it glittered again.
“It’s blinking,” Alice said calmly, which is the sort of thing one must say calmly if one wishes to be believed.
The frost had begun appearing and disappearing in polite intervals — hedge, path, rooftop, sheep — as though winter were reconsidering its position.
Alice stepped into the square. Each time the frost shimmered into existence, the air grew crisp and silver; each time it vanished, the village returned to its damp February self.
“Make up your mind,” she advised the sky.
The sky, which had been undecided all month, hesitated once more — and then, with a soft sigh, allowed the frost to remain.
Not thick.
Not harsh.
Just enough to turn the puddles into mirrors.
Alice looked down and saw not her reflection, but a faint suggestion of spring standing just behind her shoulder.
“Ah,” she said.
The frost did not blink again.
And somewhere beneath the quiet silver crust of February 25th, something green made up its mind to begin.

February 25th, 2026 — The Hat That Refused to Thaw
The frost had only just decided to behave itself in Ballykillduff when the sky coughed politely and produced a hat.
Not a rabbit.
Not a teacup.
Just a hat.
It fell with dignity, landed upright in the square, and waited.
Alice, who had already negotiated with blinking frost that morning, approached it cautiously.
The hat cleared its throat.
A moment later, the Mad Hatter unfolded himself out of it as though he had merely been stored there for convenience.
“Good morning!” he cried. “I’ve come for the Thawing!”
“We are not thawing,” Alice said firmly. “We are gently transitioning.”
“Ah,” said the Hatter, peering at the frost. “A hesitant season. Very dangerous. They tend to wobble.”
He removed a small silver teaspoon from his sleeve and began tapping the frost on the cobbles.
Ping.
A patch melted.
Ping.
A daisy appeared.
Ping.
A sheep sneezed and turned very briefly pink.
Alice caught his wrist before he could strike again.
“We’ve only just persuaded February to sit still,” she said. “If you start stirring it, we shall have daffodils arguing with snowflakes.”
The Hatter considered this gravely.
“Yes,” he agreed. “They never agree on colours.”
He placed the spoon back into his sleeve, stamped his hat once (which caused three crocuses to pop up apologetically), and looked at Alice with unusual sincerity.
“Very well. No mischief. Only observation.”
They stood together in the soft silver light, watching the frost hold its breath and spring wait its turn.
After several whole minutes of remarkable good behaviour, the Hatter leaned closer.
“Between ourselves,” he whispered, “March is terribly impatient.”
Then he folded neatly back into his hat.
The hat tipped itself.
And vanished.
The frost did not blink.
But somewhere beneath the cobbles, something giggled.

Alice and the White House of Backwards Decisions
Chapter One

You are cordially invited to attend a matter of considerable confusion.
Washington, Immediately.
“Morning, Alice.”
“We have been expecting you before you arrived.”
“This is Washington.”
Alice, the Cockroach, and the Library Under the Floorboards









