Alice in Wonderland Christmas FREE eBook

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I want to eat your brains

I want to eat your brains,

That’s what I said,

I want to eat your brains,

Until you are dead.

I am a zombie; it’s what I do,

Eating brains all night through.

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In the morning,

When I’ m nice and full,

Of lovely brains and blood, so cool,

I will go to bed and sleep it off,

Until the evening when I’ll want some more.

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Ghost House

by Robert frost

I dwell in a lonely house I know
That vanished many a summer ago,
And left no trace but the cellar walls,
And a cellar in which the daylight falls,
And the purple-stemmed wild raspberries grow.

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O’er ruined fences the grape-vines shield
The woods come back to the mowing field;
The orchard tree has grown one copse
Of new wood and old where the woodpecker chops;
The footpath down to…

If Trump was a cat, he would be ever so fat,

Fatter than fat, it’s true

A strut around prat, annoying old gnat,

A doddering, silly old moo.

The witches are coming, It’s that time of the year,

When ghosts, monsters and goblins, walk abroad, creating fear.

A time of dark nights and much darker deeds,

When kids call on neighbours, saying, trick or treat if you please.

When you deposit some treats into the bag by their side,

You will see magic so wondrous in those kids’ eyes,

The same magic that you possessed a long time ago,

Before worldly concerns dimmed its bright glow.

Never fear, though, you can rekindle it, Just open your eyes,

To the marvel and the wonder, In this great world of ours.

I am the crazymad writer of children’s stories,

songs, nursery rhymes and much, much more!

Pumpkin Trumpkin

dog

I am a dog (that’s god spelt backwards).

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Yes; dog.

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dog, dog, dog.

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Woof!

It’s good being a dog.

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I can bark whenever I want to.

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I can play whenever I want to…

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And I can do nothing, if I so want to.

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It’s really quite grand being a dog.

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I have just seen next-door’s cat, so I must dash.

(It’s about time she had a good scare!)

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Signed: dog (with a small d).

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Eat, drink and be scary,

For on Halloween, we DIE.. 

Halloween Monsters

Monsters, scary monsters are coming your way,
Monsters, scary monsters, hark what I say,
As Halloween draws closer they will zoom in on you,
Monsters, scary monsters BOO HOO, HOO, HOO!

Halloween is coming; the bats are getting fat,

Please do put a penny in the children’s hands,

If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do,

If you haven’t got a ha’penny, then we’ll trick YOU!

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