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I am a poor writer

I am a poor writer; this is quite true,
Writing stories for each one of you,
Tales to intrigue, entertain and mystify,
That’s me, The Crazymad Writer, and I’ll do it until I die.

If you were to ask me, why do I bother at all?
Competing against Rowling, Darren Shan and Roald Dahl,
I would tell you that I LOVE it, writing my stories each day,
And if I ever get famous I would appreciate the pay!

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Posted by on March 5, 2016 in free, free ebooks


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I am not Roald Dahl

I am not Roald Dahl, I am not that man,
I am not Roald Dahl; it’s not a part of my plan,
The poor man is dead, as dead as can be,
I am not that man, now where is my tea?

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The BFG – NEW MOVIE – Coming Soon

The new BFG movie

is a MUST SEE for children and adults alike

Roald Dahl would LOVE IT

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Posted by on December 13, 2015 in BFG, Christmas Stories


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I am Not Roald Dahl

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I Am NOT Roald Dahl,
I am NOT, no, no!
I am NOT Roald Dahl,
Please let it GO!
I am something quite different,
From that man, it’s a fact,
I am my very own self,
Now where is my cat?

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Posted by on March 12, 2015 in funny story, Roald Dahl


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I am NOT Roald Dahl

I am not Roald Dahl

I am NOT Roald Dahl, no no!

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Posted by on February 11, 2015 in Roald Dahl



Oh no, it’s Monday!

Arrrgh, it’s Monday!

Roald Dahl, i ain't.

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Posted by on February 2, 2015 in humor, humour, Roald Dahl




I am not Roald Dahl, Darren Shan, J K Rowling or even Derek Landy, I am Gerrard T Wilson, The Crazymad Writer of children’s stories. Although my works are intended for children, adults enjoy reading them also. Here is a list of my stories;
• Tales of the Extraordinary
• Fizzy Cherry Cola
• The Witches
• Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World
• Jimmy, the Glue Factory and Mad Mr Viscous
• Stewed Rhymes
• The Tales of Beetle About
• Children’s Stories from the Viewpoint of a Slug
• Horrible Horace
• The Fog
• A Christmas Fairytale
• Aliens landed in Ballykilduff
• Tales of Childhood (volume one)
• Tales of Childhood (volume two)
• A Christmas Carol Betwixt
• Bolf (A Troll whose idea of a having good time is eating empty cigarette packets)
• The Three Faerie Sisters
• God, dog and Beelzebub (What on earth might that be about?)
• Greengrocer Jack and the Talking Cabbages.
• Wot, Nott, Kakuri and the HU BA HOU (A magical adventure series)

a new fantasy story for Christmas


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