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I am a Mad Writer…

children's stories

I am a mad writer,
A Craymad man
The Crazymad Writer,
In rural Ireland,
I live in a shack,
Writing each day
My stories for children,
Will you read them? I say,
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My eBooks are all ready,
So download them today,
To your Kindles and tablets,
Then read them, I pray,
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You will love them, my stories,
And read them each day,
On your Kindles and tablets,
Until night daylight it fades.
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The Crazymad Writer,
Writes on and on,
For your Kindles and tablets,
Until the anon,
Now I’m going, disappearing,
Fading from sight,
Till the next time I see you,
I will bid you goodnight.

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Stories for children and young at hear adults

by ME, The Crazymad Writer – ARRRGH

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Posted by on August 12, 2014 in The Crazymad Writer

 

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Tales of Childhood

Tales of Childhood

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This book contains five stories, about some of the strange, oftentimes bizarre things that happened to me when I was a child. I hope you enjoying reading them as much as I did, writing and remembering them.

#1 Legs through the ceiling.

#2 The air-raid shelters

#3 Jumping down the stairs

#4 My socks that changed colour

#5 A punt on the Thames

Plus two bonus features!

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Bolf was a Troll; and he had a little bag

Bolf was a troll, and he had a little bag,

And he filled it up with trash, trash, trash;

Then he looked inside, and said to himself,

What a fine haul, what a stash, stash, stash.

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When he brought it home to his troll wife Joan,

And he told her to look inside, side, side,

She gazed in the bag and sang out with joy,

Such a fine stash of trash, trash, trash.

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Then they both sat down and ate the fine meal,

The very best meal they had, had, had, had.

The junk and the trash, and the tins and the crass,

Eaten with relish were soon gone, gone, gone.

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Harry Rotter: Chapter Four

Harry Rotter

Chapter Four

Secrecy, at Any Cost

Next morning, Harry, knocking softly on Box’s bedroom door, whispered, “Box, are you awake?”

“Hmm, what is it?” he sleepily replied.

“I said, are you awake?”

“What time is it?” Box asked, while rubbing his eyes.

“It’s half past six.”

“Half past six, are you sure?” Box asked, unwilling to believe that even she would consider awakening him at so early an hour. Reaching for his glasses on the bedside locker, and then grabbing hold of his watch, Box looked at it, and saw that it was indeed that time.

“Yes, I am sure of it,” said Harry, though louder this time. “Are you getting up or do I have to send off for that snake, again?”

Remembering the snake, and what it had done to him, Box jumped out of bed, and said, “I am getting up – I really am!”

CONTD

 

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A Christmas Fairytale

A Christmas Fairytale

 Christmas Eve so still I know,

But something’s in the wind,

There’s a sense of magic about,

It’s now we need our friends.

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Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff

Aliens landed in Ballykilduff,

Aliens landed; that is a fact,

In the dark of the night it happened, it did,

At the end of my garden they landed, then hid.

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Half a Pound of Tuppeny Rice (Whiz-Popping)

Half a pound of tuppeny rice,

Half a pound of fine treacle,

Mix it up and eat it all down,

WHIZ-POPPING begins – I’m sorry!

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Up and down the city road,

To buy a box of Eno’s,

That’s the way the money goes,

WHIZ-POPPING continues – I’m sorry!

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 Half a pound of tuppeny rice,

Half a pound of fine treacle,

I mixed it up and ate it all down,

WHIZ-POPPING persists – I’M SORRY, I REALLY AM SORRY.

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Posted by on November 1, 2013 in Stories for children

 

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There was an Old Woman who Swallowed a Gnat!

I know an old woman, who swallowed a gnat,

What was she at, to swallow a gnat?

The silly old prat…

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I know an old woman, who swallowed a lizard,

That squirmed and turned and burned inside her.

She swallowed the lizard to catch the gnat,

What was she at, to swallow a gnat?

The silly old prat…

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I know an old woman, who swallowed a bat,

What a sap to swallow a bat.

She swallowed the bat to catch the lizard,

That squirmed and turned and burned inside her.

She swallowed the lizard to catch the gnat,

What was she at, to swallow a gnat?

The silly old prat…

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I know an old woman who swallowed a bed…

She’s dead!

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Posted by on November 1, 2013 in Stories for children

 

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Christmas is Coming…

Christmas is Coming (the goose is getting fat)

 

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I want to eat your brains

I want to eat your brains

I want to eat your brains,

That’s what I said,

I want to eat your brains,

Until you are dead.

I am a zombie; it’s what I do,

Eating brains all night through.

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In the morning,

When I’ m nice and full,

Of lovely brains and blood, so cool,

I will go to bed and sleep it off,

Until the evening when I’ll want some more.

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