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He was mad, I tell you, stark, raving mad!

a free eBook especially for you

A funny thing happened to me the other day… At the time, though, the car, the car-thing with its elusive, concealed driver that was following us, my trusty old beetle and I, along a lonely country road, was anything but funny.

 a FREE eBook especially for you

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Posted by on September 21, 2015 in free ebooks, humor, humour


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A Christmas present from The Crazymad Writer

For a SHORT TIME only, you can download the new Alice in Wonderland eBook – FOR FREE

Free eBook Alice in Wonderland Christmas story

Click on the link, above, to download this eBook to your computer

An Alice in Wonderland Christmas story

A Merry Christmas present from The Crazymad Writer.


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Alice in Wonderland with the complaining flamingo SONG

alice in wonderland with the flamingo

‘Hold still,’ Alice said to the bird,

‘Hold still,’ she insisted, ‘I must be heard!

You must strike the ball, though it hurts you so,

Hold still dear bird, then I’ll let you go’.


‘Quark, quark!’ said bird in reply to Alice,

‘QUARK, QUARK!’ it professed with great menace.

‘I will peck you good if you do not let me go.

QUARK’, it screeched. ‘You have been warned, you know!’


‘Oh PLEASE give me time to play the game,

I’ll try to be gentle’, Alice so reframed.

‘And if you do happen to be injured, some,

I will tend your injuries, each and every one’.


‘If I agree to let you use me as a bat,’

Said the bird to Alice, and that’s a fact,

‘You must promise to pay me one bright new shilling,

Only then can you hope to ever win.’


‘I will, I will!’ Alice cried out with joy,

‘I will pay you one shilling, and that’s no lie,’

With that she lifted the bird so high,

Struck the ball hard and the poor bird died.


Alice in Wonderland is now on Top of the World

A brand-new story about Alice (see below).

A Christmas Alice in Wonderland story

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Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff – 99 cents eBook

Little green Man

Buy this exciting new eBook TODAY!

(It’s only 99 cents)


Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff eBook


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The Owls are coming

The Owls are coming

to The Crazymad Writer’s blog

(watch this space)…



Where are those Owls hiding, out there in space?


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Free Sample eBook for children

Free Sample eBook

you can download today


Children LOVE him

Parents HATE him

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Posted by on April 7, 2014 in eBook download, free


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The Tales of Beetle About

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I am a Cat, it said smiling at her…

I am a Cat, it said smiling at her,

A Cheshire Cat, you can tell by my fur,

My paws and whiskers are also a hint,

But the smile on my face is most significant.


I can see by your fur, said Alice – I do,

And also your paws and whiskers – it’s true,

But that smile on your face has me all in a tizz,

Coming and going in such a whiz.


Still smiling at Alice, the Cat dryly replied,

You’d never believe me; you’d think I had lied,

If the smile on my face was gone – it’s a fact,

No one would listen or look at this Cat.


Without offering Alice the chance to reply,

The Cat went on with his horrible lie,

Creeping closer and closer, until ever so near,

When he pounced, lashed out, cutting her ear.


Feeling the hurt and the blood running down,

Alice said, Oh, I was such a clown,

To have ever believed a Cat with a grin,

Take that, and that, you horrible thing!




A Christmas Carol Betwixt

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My New online eBook Shop is open

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Stories for children and young at heart adults.

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Posted by on February 11, 2014 in children's stories


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Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff

Aliens landed in Ballykilduff,

Aliens landed; that is a fact,

In the dark of the night it happened, it did,

At the end of my garden they landed, then hid.


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