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It sure was cold last night

It sure was cold last night…

The garden Troll sill hasn’t got over it.

I am NOT Roald Dahl

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Posted by on January 11, 2016 in free, free ebooks

 

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Troll Bolf is So Sick

Troll Bolf is so sick,
He might even die,
A terrible thing has happened,
And he doesn’t know why,
He caught bird flu, though he don’t even fly,
He blows his nose and wipes his eyes.

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Posted by on July 16, 2015 in humor, humour, poems

 

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Bolf fell in a Hole

Bolf the troll fell in a hole,
He fell in a hole,
While walking one day,
While walking one day,
Not looking the way,
The way he was going.
What a silly old troll.

 
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Posted by on June 17, 2015 in funny story

 

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Bolf (he’s a very old Troll)

Troll Bolf is coming soon to a Kindle near YOU!

Bolf.

 
 

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Bird Flu

Troll Bolf is sick,

He might even die,

For a terrible thing has happened,

And he doesn’t know why,

He caught bird flu, though he don’t even fly,

He blows his nose and wipes his eyes.

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I am a Troll and I live in a hole

I am a Troll and I live in a hole

I’m not a bat or a rat or a cat,
I’m not a gnu or a kangaroo,
I’m not a goose or a moose on the loose,
I am a troll and I live in a hole.
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I’m not a cow or a chow or a sow,
I’m not a snake or a hake or a drake,
I’m not a flea or a wee chimpanzee,
I am a troll and I live in a hole.
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Yarg yarg, quarck quarck, fried boiled or roast,
You’re the slick chick I dig the most ,
I’m not a ram or a clam or a lamb,
I’m not a hog or a frog or a dog,
I’m not a bus or a hip-potomus,
I am a troll and I live in a hole.
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Yarg yarg, quarck quarck, fried boiled or roast,
You’re the slick chick I dig the most,
I’m not a ram or a clam or a lamb,
I’m not a hog or a frog or a dog,
I’m not a bus or a hip-potomus,
I am a troll and I live in a hole.
I am a troll and I live in a hole.
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There was an angry old Troll

There was an angry old Troll,

Who wanted to get rid of us all,

So he started to sing,

Like Des O’Connor, real mean,

And bored us to death; did that Troll.

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