It sure was cold last night…
The garden Troll sill hasn’t got over it.
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It sure was cold last night…
The garden Troll sill hasn’t got over it.
Free eBooks for everyone
courtesy of The Crazymad Writer
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on January 11, 2016 in free, free ebooks
Troll Bolf is so sick,
He might even die,
A terrible thing has happened,
And he doesn’t know why,
He caught bird flu, though he don’t even fly,
He blows his nose and wipes his eyes.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on July 16, 2015 in humor, humour, poems
Bolf the troll fell in a hole,
He fell in a hole,
While walking one day,
While walking one day,
Not looking the way,
The way he was going.
What a silly old troll.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on June 17, 2015 in funny story
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on July 10, 2014 in children's stories
Troll Bolf is sick,
He might even die,
For a terrible thing has happened,
And he doesn’t know why,
He caught bird flu, though he don’t even fly,
He blows his nose and wipes his eyes.
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BOLF -a story coming soon to an eBook reader near you.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on March 7, 2014 in Stories for children
I’m not a bat or a rat or a cat,
I’m not a gnu or a kangaroo,
I’m not a goose or a moose on the loose,
I am a troll and I live in a hole.
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I’m not a cow or a chow or a sow,
I’m not a snake or a hake or a drake,
I’m not a flea or a wee chimpanzee,
I am a troll and I live in a hole.
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Yarg yarg, quarck quarck, fried boiled or roast,
You’re the slick chick I dig the most ,
I’m not a ram or a clam or a lamb,
I’m not a hog or a frog or a dog,
I’m not a bus or a hip-potomus,
I am a troll and I live in a hole.
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Yarg yarg, quarck quarck, fried boiled or roast,
You’re the slick chick I dig the most,
I’m not a ram or a clam or a lamb,
I’m not a hog or a frog or a dog,
I’m not a bus or a hip-potomus,
I am a troll and I live in a hole.
I am a troll and I live in a hole.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 25, 2013 in children's stories, Christmas songs, david walliams, humor, humour, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
There was an angry old Troll,
Who wanted to get rid of us all,
So he started to sing,
Like Des O’Connor, real mean,
And bored us to death; did that Troll.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 22, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, Ireland, rhyme stew, Roald Dahl, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Bolf was a troll
Who lived in a hole,
Doing nothing at all,
Or so I am told,
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One day while alone,
In his dank little home,
A stick falling into the hole,
Struck his troll dome.
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Grabbing hold of the stick,
Bolf made ready to hit,
The culprit, the thick,
Who played the cruel trick,
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But on gazing outside,
His dank little hide,
Bolf saw no one in sight,
With his beady troll eyes.
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Then he saw the fine day,
Not damp and all grey,
Like his hole in the clay,
That he thought was okay.
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Climbing out of his hole,
Bolf fell in love with it all,
The beautiful world,
God’s gift to us all.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 22, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, Stories for children
Tags: Nursery rhyme, poem, rhyme, troll
Old Troll Bolf was an ugly old Troll,
And an ugly old troll was he.
He called for his wife, An ugly old sight,
And he called for his children three.
Every child was an ugly young child,
And a n ugly young child was he.
There’s none so rare or can compare,
To Troll Bolf and his children, three.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 19, 2013 in children's stories, Stories for children
Tags: bolf, Bookselling, download, ebooks, eBooks for children, fairytale, Postage stamp, stories for children, troll
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