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♫♪ Dustbin Man ♫♪

Dustbin man

♫♪ Dustbin Man ♫♪

Dustbin man, dustbin man, ho, ho, ho, I’m the dustbin man,
Smelly bins, dusty bins, full of pongy stuff,
The dustbin man says I must rush!

Milk cart man, milk cart man, ho, ho, ho, I’m the milk cart man,
Ice cold milk, fresh cold milk, milk so good to drink,
The milk cart man says, drink, drink, drink!

Bread van man, bread van man, ho, ho, ho, I’m the bread van man,
Fresh hot bread, white hot bread, bread so good to eat,
The bread van man says, eat, eat, eat!

Dustbin man, dustbin man, ho, ho, ho, I’m the dustbin man,
Smelly bins, dusty bins, full of pongy things
The dustbin man says sing, sing, sing!!!

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Stories for children and young at heart adults

by The Crazymad Writer – ARRRGH.

 

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BEEP BEEP, his horn went beep, beep, beep

BEEP BEEP ~ THE LITTLE NASH RAMBLER

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Posted by on March 7, 2014 in humor, humour

 

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Ten hand grenades hanging on the wall

Ten hand grenades hanging on the wall,

And if one hand grenade,

Should accidentally fall,

There’ ll be no hand grenades ,

And no bloomin’ wall.

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I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU CALL ME

AS LONG AS YOU ENJOY READING MY STORIES.

 

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We Three Beetles

A excerpt from my book The Tales of Beetle About

We three beetles, so hungry we are,

Bearing six legs, we travel so far,

Hedge and garden,

Field and grassland,

Searching for caterpillars.

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Oh, Caterpillars juicy, caterpillars nice,

Tempting us beetles through the night,

Creeping, seeking, still proceeding,

Searching for that perfect bite.

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Beetles are king of insects, we are

Black on black, our royal charter,

Eating ever, ceasing never,

Searching for caterpillars.

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Oh, Caterpillars juicy, caterpillars nice,

Tempting us beetles through the night,

Creeping, seeking, still proceeding,

Searching for the perfect bite.

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