Mr Bean #2 boils an egg!
Beans, beans, good for the heart,
The more you eat the more you laugh,
You thought I was going to say FART, didn’t you?
Oh, crikey, I have gone and said it, FART,
God, I said FART again!
NO, NO, not again!
I am off now in case I say FART yet again,
ARRRGH, I give up, bye!