It’s no laughing matter, or is it?

A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion,multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this” said theman. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a

difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We

went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that

one of the cows had something white in it’s rear end. I walked over

and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my

wife’s monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.

That’s when I made my mistake.” “What did you do?”, asked the

doctor. “Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, “Hey!

This looks like yours!”

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