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It’s no laughing matter, or is it?

A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion,multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this” said theman. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a

difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We

went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that

one of the cows had something white in it’s rear end. I walked over

and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my

wife’s monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.

That’s when I made my mistake.” “What did you do?”, asked the

doctor. “Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, “Hey!

This looks like yours!”

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THE ‘Y’ CHROMOSOME

THE ‘Y’ CHROMOSOME

People born before 1946 are called – The Greatest Generation.

People born between 1946 and 1964 are called -The Baby Boomers.

People born between 1965 and 1979 are called -Generation X.

And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called -Generation Y.

Why do we call the last group -Generation Y ?

Y should I get a job?

Y should I leave home and find my own place?

Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?

Y should I clean my room?

Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?

Y should I buy any food?

But perhaps a cartoonist explained it most eloquently below…


I just thought you might want to know “Y”

 

 
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John Kerry

While John Kerry was at a meeting one day, he accidentally knocked over a glass of water on the table in front of him. Staring madly at the spilled water, he said, Vladamir Putin is responsible for that.

 
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