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We are the ninety-nine percent

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♫♪♫ People power will OUT in the end,
We are the ninety-nine percent,
We call on our leaders to follow our lead,
Support what’s right, not bankers greed.
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People power will TRIUMPH in the end,
We are the ninety-nine percent,
Know you this all men of greed,
People power will conquer your greed.
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People power will PREVAIL in the end,
We are the ninety-nine percent,
We WILL have our way; we WILL have our day,
People power WILL NOT go away. ♫♪♫
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Posted by on September 17, 2014 in humor, humour, news, Uncategorized

 

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To Boldly Go

Star Trek

To Boldly Go

To boldly go where no man has gone,

 Our intrepid explorers fight the Klingons,

 They battles with foes and forces unknown,

 Kirk and his crew are so far from home.

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Warping past Dwarfs as red as can be,

Streaking through space, and all for the free,

The freedom of choice, for you and for me,

Our intrepid explorers go forward boldly.

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Out into the blackness, the fear and the dread,

Kirk and his crew by passion are led,

Explorers by nature, fighters by chance,

Man and machine go boldly ever on.

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It was a voyage of years, a mission of five,

That’s all was intended, I tell you no lie,

More than forty years later they’re still forging on,

Onwards and upwards, to a new dawn.

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Stories for children and young at heart adults,

courtesy of The Crazymad Writer – ARRRGH!

The Crazymad Writer writes again.

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Little green Man

Aliens landed in Ballykillduff

 
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Posted by on July 14, 2014 in Uncategorized

 

Dating Tips from the Animal Kingdom

Dating Tips from the Animal Kingdom

I thought you might enjoy reading this.

Aviva Hope Rutkin's avatarThe Raptor Lab

Got a hot date?

If it’s with a human, you’ll probably have to rely on the classic wooing strategies: flowers, chocolates, dinner and dancing, smelling good, etc.

But in the animal kingdom, courtship often has a different flavor. I combed back through the archives of New Scientist’s Zoologger, a weekly column about extraordinary animals, and turned up some unusual techniques that other creatures use to seduce their chosen mate.

Bugs stab their sweethearts in the stomach.

Male bed bugs and bat bugs use sharp penises to stab their partners in the abdomen and deliver sperm directly into the blood. Bean weevils, who have huge and spiny penises, also lacerate their mates during sex.

Koalas use a sexy voice.

Koalas bellow to attractive females in an unusually deep voice. Their mating song, which sounds “more like a series of burps and snores,” is 20 times lower than scientists would expect the little…

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Posted by on June 28, 2014 in Uncategorized

 

I’m not a bat or a rat or a cat

I’m not a bat or a rat or a cat,
I’m not a gnu or a kangaroo,
I’m not a goose or a moose on the loose,
I am a troll and I live in a hole.
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I’m not a cow or a chow or a sow,
I’m not a snake or a hake or a drake,
I’m not a flea or a wee chimpanzee,
I am a mole and I live in a hole.
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Yarg yarg, quarck quarck, fried boiled or roast,
You’re the slick chick I dig the most ,
I’m not a ram or a clam or a lamb,
I’m not a hog or a frog or a dog,
I’m not a bus or a hip-potomus,
I am a mole and I live in a hole.
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Yarg yarg, quarck quarck, fried boiled or roast,
You’re the slick chick I dig the most,
I’m not a ram or a clam or a lamb,
I’m not a hog or a frog or a dog,
I’m not a bus or a hip-potomus,
I am a mole and I live in a hole.
I am a mole and I live in a hole.

I don’t care WHAT you call me

as long as you enjoy reading my stories

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Posted by on May 13, 2014 in Uncategorized

 

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Some People say I am mad

I tell them that I am CRAZYMAD – writer, that is

The Crazymad Writer in red

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Posted by on April 30, 2014 in Uncategorized

 

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The Crazymad Writer writes again

The Crazymad Writer writes again

 

The Crazymad Writer in yellow

I don’t care WHAT you call me

as long as you enjoy reading my stories

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Posted by on March 26, 2014 in Uncategorized

 

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