A Merry Crazymad Christmas
To You
DUSN
My God, what happened?
DUSN is in my eye,
A terrible thing has happened,
And I don’t know why,
A worm entered my left eye,
Blow my nose, and cry, cry, cry.
Christmas: A Carol Betwixt
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Christmas: A Carol Betwixt
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I am not quite sane
I am not quite sane; not that sort of man,
I am not quite sane; it’s not a part of my plan,
I am bonkers, for sure, as mad as can be,
I am the Craymad Writer; it’s true, hee hee.
Creamy Porridge
Creamy porridge is good for your bones,
Bones, bones, good for your bones.
Get it down; it’ll do you good,
Do you good, good, good, good.
Look at this now, it’s so fine to eat,
It’s so fine and good, it is a treat.
Christmas or Xmas?
Is it Christmas or Xmas, that’s what I say,
Beit Christmas or Xmas; it’s such a wonderful day,
With pressies and drinkies and all of that stuff,
Christmas or Xmas doesn’t bother me much.
Alice in Wonderland Christmas (story)
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A brand-new Alice in Wonderland story.
Alice in Wonderland and Fle set about making some Arcanum.
An Alice in Wonderland Christmas story
An Alice in Wonderland Christmas story.
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Madness Day
Having embraced the Madness,
Mad times have truly begun,
Marching to the sound of a different drummer,
Enjoying it, enjoying it,
The Madness Day.
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Many have abandoned security,
Many abandoned good sense,
To be with us here, with us here,
On the Madness Day.
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Open your eyes to Madness Day,
Don’t look back or turn away,
Crazymad times will be here to stay,
I am calling you, calling you,
To the Madness Day.
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
Forget about Harry Potter
and the Cursed Child
Read Harry – oh, she is a Rotter, instead.
Moreover, it’s an absolutely and utterly FREE eBook
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Harry Potter?
No, silly, she’s Harry Rotter!
