SNOWBALL
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I made myself a snowball,
As perfect as could be,
I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas,
And a pillow for its head,
Then last night it ran away,
But first – it wet the bed!
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 5, 2017 in Christmas, Christmas songs, Christmas Stories, funny story
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Good tidings we bring
To you and your kin
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
And a cup of good cheer
We won’t go until we get some
We won’t go until we get some
We won’t go until we get some
So bring it right here
So bring us some figgy pudding
So bring us some figgy pudding
So bring us some figgy pudding
And bring it right here
Good tidings we bring
To you and your kin
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 24, 2016 in A Christmas Carol, A Christmas message, Christmas songs, Christmas Stories
Tags: a christmas wish, Christmas, wish
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 6, 2016 in A Christmas message, Christmas Stories, Christmas story, Uncategorized
Tags: brussel sprouts, Christmas, message, sprout
I don’t want Christmas season to end, because it’s the only time I can legitimately indulge in on particular addiction: glitter.
–Eloisa James, Paris in Love
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 15, 2015 in A Christmas message, Christmas
Tags: Christmas
Flummoxed by what the White Rabbit had said, Alice said, “I bet you are mad!”
“That all depends,” he rather strangely replied.
“It all depends on what?” she asked, agog at how odd he could be.
“On whether you mean mad or mad.”
“That’s silly,” said Alice. “They mean the same thing.”
“If you were mad number one,” the Rabbit explained, “and someone happened to tell you that you were mad number two, you might be very mad indeed at so fundamental a mistake.”
“But I’m not mad!” she insisted.
“How do you know,” asked the Rabbi, “when you can’t tell the difference between mad number one and mad number two, I might ask?”
“I just know that I’m not mad!” Alice insisted. Informing him that another door had appeared, she awaited his response.
The Rabbit tried to open the door but he was unable to do so.
“Might I try?” Alice asked.
The Rabbit said nothing, but his pink, beady eyes watched her intently.
The door opened easily for Alice. “Could a mad person have done that?” she asked. Stepping through, she fell into a hole on the far side.
“No, they mightn’t,” he replied. “But would they have fallen down there?” Then, jumping into the hole, he followed Alice.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 14, 2015 in Christmas, free, free ebooks
Tags: Christmas, free ebooks
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 8, 2015 in Keep Calm
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 2, 2015 in A Christmas message, Austin Princess, Christmas countdown, Christmas songs, Christmas Stories, Christmas story
Alice in Wonderland and Fle set about making some Arcanum.
A brand-new Alice in Wonderland story.
An Alice in Wonderland Christmas story.
An Alice in Wonderland Christmas story.
A free Alice in Wonderland Christmas story.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 27, 2015 in A new Alice in Wonderland story, Alice in Wonderland, eBook download, free ebooks
Tags: Alice in Wonderland, Christmas, free eBook
Is it Christmas or Xmas, that’s what I say,
Beit Christmas or Xmas; it’s such a wonderful day,
With pressies and drinkies and all of that stuff,
Christmas or Xmas doesn’t bother me much.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 9, 2015 in Christmas
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on January 2, 2015 in Christmas, Christmas countdown
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