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Screen-Free Days Are Here Again

Screen-Free Days Are Here Again

Verse 1

So long, sad scrolls,

Go long, phone calls!

We are rid of you at last.

Howdy, green parks,

Quiet, no remarks!

Digital rush is a thing of the past.

Chorus

Screen-free days are here again,

The filter’s gone, the view is plain!

So let us sing a song of cheer again,

Screen-free days are here again!

Verse 2

Altogether, look around,

Feel your feet upon the ground!

So let’s put that social feed down, down, down,

Screen-free days are here again!

Bridge

Your cares and comments are gone,

There’ll be no more likes from now on,

From now on!

Chorus

Screen-free days are here again,

The filter’s gone, the view is plain!

So let us sing a song of cheer again,

Screen-free days are here again!

Outro

Happy times, happy nights,

Face-to-face is right!

Screen-free days…

Are here again!

 
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Posted by on October 6, 2025 in happy days

 

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Daleks in Toyland

Daleks in Toyland

The Daleks’ Day Out in Toyland (A Silly Adventure)

Noddy was polishing his steam-powered car, which now boasted a small, perpetually leaking tea kettle on the dashboard for emergency hot cocoa. His magnificent steam-whistle emitted a soft, contented “PWWWOOOOOT!” every time he buffed a rivet. Big Ears, ever the Gizmologist, was attempting to teach his pet clockwork mouse how to tap-dance on a tiny brass bell. Golliwog, officially an “Exemplar of Early Experimental Engineering,” was happily oiling his spring-coil hair, which shimmered with a delightful metallic bounce.

Suddenly, the sky above Clockwork City darkened, not with storm clouds, but with three colossal, heavily armoured, pepper-pot-shaped flying machines. They descended with an ominous, scraping sound, landing with heavy thuds in the town square, kicking up puffs of steam and scattering nervous automatons.

Out of each machine trundled a truly bizarre sight: a polished, bronze Dalek! Their eyestalks swiveled, their plungers twitched, and from their grating speakers came a sound that made Noddy’s wooden head throb.

“WE ARE THE DALEKS! WE SEEK TO ANNIHILATE ALL THAT IS… SILLY!” boomed the lead Dalek, its voice echoing off the clock towers.

Noddy, being Noddy, blinked. “Silly? But this is Toyland! We are all a little bit silly! It’s our primary function!”

“YOUR PRIMARY FUNCTION IS IRRELEVANT!” screeched a second Dalek, pointing its exterminator arm at a particularly fluffy teddy bear. “WE DETECT HIGH LEVELS OF UNNECESSARY WHIMSY! LOW EFFICIENCY! NO LOGICAL PURPOSE FOR BELL-RINGING OR SILLY SONGS!”

Big Ears, always the pragmatist (for a gnome-gizmologist), stepped forward. “Excuse me, bronze behemoths, but you seem to have misplaced your sense of fun. And possibly your internal navigation, because this is quite clearly not the ‘Planet of Utterly Serious Grey Things.'”

“DO NOT MOCK DALEK NAVIGATION!” the third Dalek whirred, its eyestalk flashing angrily. “OUR SENSORS DETECTED OPTIMAL TARGETING CONDITIONS FOR SILLINESS PURIFICATION! WE SHALL BEGIN BY EXTERMINATING… THE COLOR RED!”

Noddy gasped. “But my car is red! And my hat! And Golliwog’s trousers!”

“PRECIPITATE ACTION REQUIRED!” commanded the lead Dalek. “INITIATE ‘DE-SILLIFICATION PROTOCOL GAMMA-SEVEN’! ALL WHIMSY MUST BE… ERASED!”

The Daleks began trundling towards the town fountain, which was currently spouting rainbow-coloured water.

Golliwog, his spring-coil hair bouncing with a sudden surge of inspiration, whispered to Noddy and Big Ears, “Their sensors are designed for grand, terrifying things, yes? Not… not tiny silliness!”

Noddy’s oak head clicked. “Aha! We must be too silly for them to cope!”

Plan: Maximum Absurdity.

First, Big Ears pulled out his emergency “Gnome-Jammer” (which was actually just a broken kazoo). He blew into it with all his might. Instead of a jamming signal, it emitted a series of increasingly high-pitched squeaks, so utterly nonsensical that the Daleks’ eyestalks wobbled.

“ERROR! AUDIO INPUT TOO… HIGH-PITCHED! DALEK HEARING MODULES ARE DESIGNED FOR GRATING CRIES OF FEAR, NOT SQUEAKY TUNES!” blared one Dalek, momentarily forgetting about the red fountain.

Next, Golliwog sprang into action. He began to untangle his spring-coil hair at an astonishing speed, creating a chaotic, metallic, bouncy mess around his head. He then grabbed a handful of discarded gears and started juggling them, making silly faces and letting his hair bop wildly.

“ILLOGICAL VISUAL DATA! THE TARGET IS PERFORMING RANDOMIZED MANIPULATION OF GEARS WITHOUT APPARENT PURPOSE! AND ITS… ITS HEAD-SPRING-COILS ARE DEFYING DALEK LOGIC!” screeched a second Dalek, aiming its plunger arm at Golliwog, but it just sort of twitched in confusion.

Noddy, realizing this was his moment, jumped into his car. He didn’t just ring his steam whistle; he played a full-blown, cacophonous steam-whistle symphony! He then started driving in increasingly tight circles, making his little car spin like a crazed top, all while singing a song about marmalade and sausages at the top of his wooden lungs.

“STOP! CESSATION OF RANDOMIZED MANOEUVRES REQUIRED!” shouted the lead Dalek, its eyestalk swiveling so frantically it nearly popped off. “THE LEVELS OF SILLINESS ARE EXCEEDING DALEK CAPACITY FOR PROCESSING! OUR CIRCUITS ARE… OVERLOADING WITH WHIMSY!”

The Daleks started to emit small puffs of smoke from their various vents. Their plungers began to wiggle uncontrollably. One Dalek’s exterminator arm actually retracted and replaced itself with a tiny, confused rubber duck.

“RETREAT! RETREAT! TOO MUCH… INCONCEIVABLE JOY! LOGIC-CORE DEGRADING! DALEK PROTOCOL DICTATES EVASION OF EXCESSIVE HAPPINESS!”

With a series of frantic whirs and groans, the Daleks clumsily clanked back into their flying machines. With a final, desperate “EX-TER-MI-NATE… THIS! TOO! MUCH! FUN!” they ascended, leaving behind a faint smell of burnt circuits and slightly singed whimsy.

As the last Dalek ship vanished, Noddy’s car finally spun to a halt. Golliwog’s hair settled. Big Ears put away his kazoo.

“Well,” said Noddy, adjusting his propeller cap, “that was an exciting afternoon. Who knew that being utterly, ridiculously silly was our greatest defense against intergalactic tyrants?”

Big Ears nodded, polishing his clockwork spectacles. “It seems true brilliance lies not in absolute seriousness, but in the strategic deployment of sheer, unadulterated nonsense.”

Golliwog, after carefully re-coiling his hair, simply offered them both a perfectly-tied-with-string jam tart. “More tea, anyone?”

And so, Toyland returned to its normal, delightful level of regulated silliness, safe once more from the perils of being too logically efficient.

 

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The Unkempt Uncle and the Uninvited Queen

The Unkempt Uncle and the Uninvited Queen

The Unkempt Uncle and the Uninvited Queen

 

Bartholomew “Barty” Bumble, the Unkempt Uncle, wasn’t a man who sought drama. His sole motivation that particular non-Tuesday was the desperate pursuit of a vanished argyle sock. The trail—a baffling scent of lemon, static electricity, and sheer wrongness—led him through a transforming hedge maze and straight to the Hatter’s infamous table. He’d barely settled in the end seat, still clutching the lonely half of his pair, when the first round of chaos was interrupted.

The air, already thick with riddles and steam, suddenly turned sharp and metallic. A hush fell, save for the frantic sound of the March Hare attempting to hide a very large cake under a very small saucer.

A shrill voice, which could curdle milk from fifty paces, sliced through the air: “WHO HAS DARKENED MY DOMAIN WITH IMPROPER FOOTWEAR?!”

The Queen of Hearts stomped into the clearing. She hadn’t been invited, of course. She never was. The Hatter and the Hare deliberately held their party at the one spot on the lawn where the acoustics made it impossible for her to hear the clatter of teacups. But the sheer gravitational pull of their collective madness was sometimes enough to yank her in anyway. She arrived, not as a guest, but as an angry, unexpected event.

Her gaze, hot and focused, swept past the Hatter’s manic grin, dismissed Alice as merely tolerable, and landed squarely on the newly seated, thoroughly bewildered Barty. Specifically, on the lonely argyle sock clutched in his hand.

“You!” she shrieked, pointing a furious, white-gloved finger. “You are an imperfection! A missing half! An UNFINISHED THOUGHT! And you’re sitting in my sightline!”

Barty, a man accustomed to nothing more threatening than a lukewarm cup of tea, instinctively held the argyle sock out like a peace offering.

“Oh, madam,” he stammered, his spectacles slipping down his nose. “I assure you, I am merely looking for its partner. I—I didn’t mean to sit in your… sightline. Is this yours? It’s quite a distinctive pattern.”

The Queen stopped short. Her face, usually a canvas of pure rage, momentarily froze in confusion. No one ever talked back to her; they usually just started running. And no one had ever offered her a sock.

“A sock?” she bellowed, though a single, momentary twitch in her lip suggested she might have almost giggled at the sheer absurdity. “I wear slippers lined with the crushed velvet of conquered kings! Off with his head! And his sock! And the other sock, too! Though I see you don’t possess the other sock, which is itself a capital offense!”

As the royal guards hesitated, Barty quickly looked around the table, noticing the array of strange, silent attendees who had appeared in his wake.

“Ah, but Your Majesty,” Barty said, emboldened by the sheer illogical nature of his surroundings, “if you cut off my head, who will tell the Hatter the riddle answer? He’s been asking it for ages. A raven and a writing desk, you see.”

The Hatter immediately leaned in. “Do you truly know the answer?”

The Queen, momentarily distracted by the greatest mystery in Wonderland, crossed her arms. “Silence! The riddle is NOT the point! The point is the seating arrangement, which is an insult to the realm! No one sits in a chair uninvited!”

Barty peered over his shoulder. “Actually, I think the gentleman just behind me has been here for three weeks and hasn’t had a single sip of tea. If anyone’s the offense, it’s him.”

The Queen swiveled, her attention diverted to a brand new, and entirely legitimate, target of fury. She had forgotten all about the sock.

Barty winked at the Hatter, who gave him a thumbs-up. The March Hare nervously handed Barty the grandfather clock cake. The Unkempt Uncle, the only man to survive a direct, uninvited encounter with the Queen, took a bite of the cake. It tasted exactly like six o’clock. He was still confused, still sock-less, but no longer quite so uninvited. He was now, simply, a permanent part of the chaos.


 

 

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The Whistling Moon

The Whistling Moon

The Whispering Woods were always a place of mystery, but none was as profound as the legend of the Whistling Moon. Old Man Tiber, his beard as white as winter snow, would spin tales by the crackling fire, his voice a low rumble. “They say,” he’d begin, “that when the moon hangs full and low, a melody drifts down from the heavens, a song of forgotten dreams and futures yet unwritten.”

Ríona (pronounced REE-uh-na), a young girl with eyes the color of the forest moss, listened intently to every word. She longed to hear the Whistling Moon, to feel its magic weave through her soul. One crisp autumn evening, as the moon, round and luminous, began its ascent, Ríona ventured out, leaving the warm glow of Tiber’s cottage behind.

The forest was alive with the hushed sounds of the night. Leaves rustled like whispered secrets, and the distant hoot of an owl echoed through the trees. Ríona walked deeper, her heart thrumming with anticipation. Finally, she reached a clearing she knew, a place where the ancient oaks formed a natural amphitheater, open to the vast, inky sky.

She settled on a bed of soft moss, gazing up at the celestial orb. It hung there, a pearlescent disc against the velvet black, seemingly larger and closer than ever before. A gentle breeze stirred, carrying with it a faint, ethereal sound. It was soft at first, like the sigh of the wind through reeds, then it grew, weaving intricate patterns of sound that seemed to dance in the air around her. It wasn’t a tune she recognized, yet it felt intimately familiar, a melody that resonated deep within her spirit.

The Whistling Moon’s song filled the clearing, a symphony of gentle hums and clear, pure notes. It spoke of journeys across starlit skies, of quiet moments of joy, and of the enduring beauty of the world. Ríona closed her eyes, letting the sound wash over her, feeling a sense of peace she had never known. When the last note faded, leaving only the quiet hum of the night, Ríona opened her eyes. The moon still shone, perhaps a little less brightly now, as if having poured its heart out in its song.

She returned to her cottage a changed girl. The Whistling Moon had not only sung to her, it had sung through her, leaving an echo of its magic in her heart. From that day on, Ríona carried a quiet knowing, a gentle wisdom that seemed to hum just beneath the surface. And sometimes, when the moon was full and bright, if you listened very carefully in the Whispering Woods, you could still hear a faint, beautiful melody, a reminder of the night the Whistling Moon sang its song to a curious young girl named Ríona.


The Silence of the Whistling Moon.

The Silence of the Whispering Woods

 

Years had woven themselves into Ríona’s life since she first heard the moon’s song. She was no longer the wide-eyed girl, but a young woman whose presence brought a quiet stability to the village. Her eyes, still the color of forest moss, held the steady, unchanging rhythm she had learned.

Then came the year of the Silence.

It began on the night of the full Harvest Moon—the very night when the Whistling Moon always poured its melody down upon the earth. The sky was clear, the orb hung low and vast, yet no song came. Not a whisper, not a hum, only a dense, unnatural quiet. It was the absence of sound that felt louder than any storm.

The villagers stirred with immediate dread. Old Man Tiber, now frail and trembling, muttered, “The bond is broken. The moon has turned its face from us.”

And indeed, the earth seemed to follow. Within a week, the apples on the high branches shriveled. The spring-fed stream, usually a rushing source of life, shrank to a sluggish trickle. Fear, cold and sharp, replaced the harmony Ríona had helped maintain. The villagers, desperate, looked to her, but their eyes held a new doubt. Was her wisdom a blessing, or had she somehow angered the celestial muse?

Ríona felt the silence deepest of all. It was not just outside; it was within her, a hollow echo where the moon’s rhythm once resonated. Her inner compass was spinning wildly. She knew then that her quiet knowing was not about hearing the song, but about understanding the silence.

She dressed in her plainest cloak and carried only a simple wooden staff. She knew she couldn’t wait for the sound to return; she had to find out where it had gone. She walked past the borders of the village and plunged into the deepest part of the Whispering Woods, a region known as the Gloomwood, where the trees grew so thick the sun rarely touched the ground.

The air here was heavy, almost resistant. After walking for hours, she came to a small, hidden pool. It was not stagnant, but its surface was eerily still, perfectly reflecting the massive moon above.

She looked up at the moon, then down at its mirrored image in the water. The lunar light felt cold, detached.

“Why the silence?” Ríona whispered, the sound absorbed instantly by the heavy air. “What have we forgotten this time?”

She knelt by the pool and noticed something odd. Beneath the reflected moon, at the very bottom of the pool, was a clump of dark, fibrous roots. They were not water plants; they looked like the aggressive, choking roots of the Gloomwood trees, seeking out the deepest water source. They had woven themselves into a dense, interlocking net, covering a small, smooth stone.

Ríona reached into the icy water and slowly, carefully, began to pull the roots away. They resisted her, slick and strong. She pulled and tugged, remembering the moon’s lesson: patience. She did not rip or tear, but worked them loose, strand by strand, until they finally broke free.

The small, smooth stone was then revealed. It was a piece of pale quartz, naturally shaped like a crescent moon.

As soon as the last root was severed, the air around the pool shimmered. The surface of the water rippled violently, and the reflected moon seemed to breathe.

Suddenly, the silence was shattered. But it wasn’t the sweet, ethereal whistle of the moon above. It was a low, powerful hum, emanating from the little quartz stone in her hand.

Ríona realized the truth: The Whistling Moon did not just sing to the world; it needed the world to receive and amplify its song. The little quartz crescent, a tiny piece of the earth that mirrored the moon, was the community’s receiver. The selfish, tangled roots of the Gloomwood, seeking all the water for themselves, had choked its ability to sing.

As she held the stone, the soft, bright light returned to the stream, and a gentle breeze, carrying the faintest echo of the moon’s true whistle, began to stir the leaves. The bounty would return, for the harmony was found not in a grand song, but in clearing the things that silence the small, essential voices.

Ríona returned to the village, not with a triumphant shout, but with the quiet knowing restored. She did not preach or explain the roots. She simply placed the clean quartz crescent on a stone altar near the now-reviving stream.

That night, the Whistling Moon sang again. And the villagers, hearing the melody, didn’t just feel joy; they felt a sudden, collective understanding: their harmony with the natural world depended not on the grand gestures of the heavens, but on their own vigilance in protecting the small, sacred things that keep the connection alive.

 
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Posted by on October 3, 2025 in Uncategorized

 

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Steampunk Alice and a Very Mad Hatter

Steampunk Alice and a Very Mad Hatter

In cobbled lanes where gears convene,

Stood Alice, goggled, quite a queen.

Her skirts of bronze, her boots so grand,

A clockwork wonder, wand in hand.

 

Beside her, Hatter, wild and bright,

With fiery hair and eyes alight.

A grin so vast, a teethy show,

“More tea, more steam! Where did time go?”

 

His top hat brimmed with ticking gears,

Ignoring all sensible fears.

For in this world of brass and steam,

A very mad and wondrous dream!

 

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Within the cavern’s crystal-laced embrace

Within the cavern’s crystal-laced embrace

 

Within the cavern’s crystal-laced embrace,

 Young Alice stands, a smile upon her face.

With steady hand, a ladle she does hold,

To stir the secrets of a story told.

 

Beside her, Fle, the aged old elf,

A gentle guide, in verdant clothing self.

He turns the crank of  the arcanum machine,

A bubbly brew, a vibrant, glowing scene.

 

From humble sacks of ‘FERTILIZER’ and ‘SOIL,’

The earthy base for their enchanting toil.

They add the Arcanum, a liquid bright,

A splash of magic in the cavern’s light.

 

The air is thick with whispers of the old,

A tale of wonders, beautiful and bold.

As colors swirl in the machine’s deep bowl,

They mix a potion to enrich the soul.

 

And watching on, a mouse with curious eyes,

Nibbles on cheese beneath the cavern skies.

The scent of magic, a soft, ethereal haze,

Fills Alice and the elf with sweet amaze.

 

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