If Trump was a cat
If Trump was a cat, he would be ever so fat,
Fatter than fat, it’s true
A strut around prat, annoying old gnat,
A doddering, silly old moo.
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The witches are coming!
The witches are coming!
The witches are coming, It’s that time of the year,
When ghosts, monsters and goblins, walk abroad, creating fear.
A time of dark nights and much darker deeds,
When kids call on neighbours, saying, trick or treat if you please.
When you deposit some treats into the bag by their side,
You will see magic so wondrous in those kids’ eyes,
The same magic that you possessed a long time ago,
Before worldly concerns dimmed its bright glow.
Never fear, though, you can rekindle it, Just open your eyes,
To the marvel and the wonder, In this great world of ours.
I am the crazymad writer of children’s stories,
songs, nursery rhymes and much, much more!
Pumpkin Trumpkin
Pumpkin Trumpkin – WOW
dog (with a small d)
I am dog, with a very small d
dog
I am a dog (that’s god spelt backwards).
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Yes; dog.
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dog, dog, dog.
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Woof!
It’s good being a dog.
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I can bark whenever I want to.
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I can play whenever I want to…
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And I can do nothing, if I so want to.
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It’s really quite grand being a dog.
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I have just seen next-door’s cat, so I must dash.
(It’s about time she had a good scare!)
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Signed: dog (with a small d).
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Eat, drink and be scary…
Eat, drink and be scary…
Eat, drink and be scary,
For on Halloween, we DIE..
Monsters, Scary Monsters
Halloween is almost here!
Halloween Monsters
Monsters, scary monsters are coming your way,
Monsters, scary monsters, hark what I say,
As Halloween draws closer they will zoom in on you,
Monsters, scary monsters BOO HOO, HOO, HOO!
Halloween is Coming…
Halloween is coming…
Halloween is coming; the bats are getting fat,
Please do put a penny in the children’s hands,
If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do,
If you haven’t got a ha’penny, then we’ll trick YOU!
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Halloween is coming your way – be warned!
Pumpkin Heads,
Pumpkin heads, pumpkin heads, ho, ho, ho, they’re the pumpkin heads,
Creepy things, eerie things, scaring half to death,
Pumpkin heads we must get!
Pumpkin heads, pumpkin heads, ho, ho, ho, they’re the pumpkin heads,
Yellow things, orange things, burning bright inside,
Pumpkin heads or we will cry!
Pumpkin heads, pumpkin heads, ho, ho, ho, they’re the pumpkin heads,
Witches here, wizards near, chanting round them lit,
Pumpkin heads: we will hit!
Pumpkin heads, pumpkin heads, ho, ho, ho, it’s the pumpkin heads,
Smash them up, bash them up, ‘till they’re whacked to bits,
Pumpkin heads, hit, hit, hit!
Tired heads, sleepy heads, zzz, zzz, zzz, we’re going to bed,
Land of nod, brains all fogged, drifting off to sleep,
Pumpkin heads next year – and heaps!
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