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FREE EBOOKS FOR ALL, that's what I say, FREE EBOOKS FOR ALL, courtesy of ME, The Crazymad Writer. Stories for children and young at heart adults. And remember, my eBooks are FREE FREE FREE!

Irish water charges has the country boiling over with anger

Fat cats at the Crazymad Writer

I am the Minister for Water, the Minister I am,
The Minister for Water for all of Ireland,
This fair and green county suffering such pain,
A shortage of water despite so much rain.
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The snow it has gone, replaced by a flood,
Threatening to cover us under inches of mud,
But that’s not my care, not part of my tack,
I am the Minister for Water, not mud; it’s a fact.
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Leave me alone; free to get on with my job,
Saving the planet while making a few bob,
Lining my nest before my time it has gone,
When I’m voted out of office having done nothing wrong.

 
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Posted by on November 6, 2014 in Ireland, Uncategorized

 

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Dunking the Mouse

Alice in Wonderland
Dunking the Mouse, Oh, Dunking the Mouse,

What can be better than dunking the Mouse?

Be it with a fine friend like the Rabbit, so stout,

Or on my old lonesome, I love dunking the Mouse.

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I open the pot and stick his head in,

And before he’s awoken he’s half the way in.

With Rabbit a-helping, we finish the job,

Then put the lid on, though Mouse is beginning to sob.

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Oh please let me out, he implore us, so meek,

But why should we do that when the tea tastes so sweet?

Oh give me a cup of that heavenly brew,

Says Rabbit to me, and a jam tart for you.

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So I pour out two cups and we sit down anew,

With the tea and the tarts – and with Mouse in the brew,

Until Alice strolls by, and unsettles our ruse,

Saving Mouse from his fate and us from the noose.

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An Alice in Wonderland Christmas story

A NEW Alice in Wonderland story

 

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Free Screensaver- Get it today!

Get The Crazymad Writer’s FREE Screensaver.

Simply click on the link, below, and save it to your computer.

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Yet ANOTHER free goodie, courtesy of The Crazymad Writer.

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Posted by on November 3, 2014 in free screensaver

 

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A Beer in a Burger Bar – a free eBook especially for YOU!

Free FLIP BOOK download, courtesy of The Crazymad Writer

It’s like having a real book on your computer.

Simply click on the link, download the FLIP BOOK – and enjoy.

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Posted by on November 3, 2014 in flip book, free

 

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Alice in Wonderland Christmas story free download

Download this eBook for FREE at Amazon.com

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An Alice in Wonderland Christmas story

 

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Ding Dong! The bully is gone

Barroso steps down after ten years in office

as European Commission President

Barroso the Bully

Ding Dong! The bully is gone. Which old bully? The Barroso Bully!
Ding Dong! Barroso Bully is gone.
Wake up you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, Barroso Bully is gone. He’s gone where the goblins go,
Below – below – below. Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong’ the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know Barroso Bully is gone!

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Posted by on October 31, 2014 in EU, politics

 

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Double, double toil and trouble

stories for children

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Writer crazy, madman he,
In the maelstrom boil with glee.
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Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Author’s charm and writer’s sting,
Wizard sage; wolf dog sing.
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For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Read it with your glowering brood,
Read if fast, quick and good.

 
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Posted by on October 30, 2014 in Halloween

 

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Pumpkin Heads are Coming to Town

Pumpkin Heads, at the Crazymad Writer's blog

Oh, you’d better not shriek
You’d better not groan
You’d better not howl
You’d better not moan
Pumpkin Heads are coming to town.
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They’re making a list of those they meet
Those who will get tricks
And those who deserve treats
Pumpkin Heads are coming to town.
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They’re searching every pumpkin patch
Haunted houses far and near
To see if you’ve been spreading gloom
Or bringing lots of cheer.
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Oh, you’d better not shriek
You’d better not groan
You’d better not howl
You’d better not moan
Pumpkin heads are coming to town.

 
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Posted by on October 30, 2014 in Halloween

 

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Eat, drink and be scary…

Eat, drink and be scary,

For on Halloween, we DIE.. 

Scary stories for childen and adults - ARRRGH.

 
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Posted by on October 30, 2014 in Halloween

 

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Call of the Kindred

Call of the Kindred

Come to me, little mortal
I can bring you to heaven’s portal
There’ll be no sorrow, there’ll be no pain
Feelings of joy will fill your brain

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Come to me, sweet human thing
Give me your heart and I’ll make it sing
Forget your fears, leave them behind
Forget the troubles of your kind
Come to me… yes, that’s right
Now hold still, it’s no good to fight
I’ll take your blood, and leave you dying
Didn’t you realise I could be lying?

Solinquair, 1996

 
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Posted by on October 30, 2014 in Halloween, poems, vampires

 

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