Halloween is coming; the bats are getting fat,
Please do put a penny in the children’s hands,
If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do,
If you haven’t got a ha’penny, then we’ll trick YOU!
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Author Archives: The Crazymad Writer
Guy Fawkes Night is Coming…
Guy Fawkes Night is coming; the ghouls are getting fat,
Please do put a penny in the old Guy’s hat,
If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do,
If you haven’t got a ha’penny, then we’ll stuff YOU!
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Halloween is coming
Halloween is coming, the ghouls are getting fat
Please do put some entrails in the old man’s hat
If you haven’t got some entrails, a pint of blood will do
If you haven’t got a pint of blood, the devil gets you!
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Are you ready?
So, here we are, you and me.
Are you ready?
Do you think you are really and truly ready
to begin reading my stories?
You really are?
Okay, then, away with you, but remember,
it’s on your head if you end up as
Mad and Crazy as I am.
On with the lunacy….
Sparky Parents
Sparky Parents
I will tell you this, from me to you,
To raise good children all that you need do,
Is be good parents, be shining bright,
The spark of their dreams; the light of their lives.
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While they are young and when everything’s new,
Be their best friend and they also with you,
For childhood is fleeting, and before very long,
They will have departed the nest, and left you alone,
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So pull up a blanket, lay thunder the stars,
And dream both together of pipes, cloaks and cars.
Conkers Bonkers
Conkers Bonkers
Conkers is a pastime,
That we remember every year,
When September comes we search about,
To find these gems so rare.
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When we’ve collected bagfuls,
Enough for you and me,
We rush them home to sort and grade,
Into classes one to three.
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The first are left to use right now,
And try our luck at play,
The second, to treat, to cure and bake,
Into champions, I do say.
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The third are left for a whole year long,
Stuck up the chimney flu,
Until their day of glory comes,
I’ll make do with grades one and two.
He’s crazy and he’s bonkers, as mad as flaming conkers
He’s crazy and he’s bonkers,
As mad as flaming conkers,
He’s altogether zonkers,
The Crazymad Writer.
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His stories are a dream,
When people read, they gleam
He really is a scream
The Crazymad Writer.
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Download a book today,
And join the mad brigade
Who love the tales he’s made,
The Crazymad Writer.
Stories for children
and young at heart adults
by, ME, The Crazymad Writer – arrrgh.
As bonkers as conkers, that’s how it goes
As bonkers as conkers, that’s how it goes,
As bonkers as conkers, everyone knows,
Stories for children and adults alike,
As bonkers as conkers, that’s right.
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Something is eating Kevin’s tomatoes…
Something is eating Kevin’s tomatoes…
Here is the culprit – and what a colourful one it is!
The Crazymad Writer Writes Again 