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The Kingdom in the Corner, a new Christmas song for 2025.

**[Verse 1]**
The floorboards groan beneath a careful tread
As shadows stretch and slip away from bed
The house is held in winter’s quiet thrall
Save for the muffled whispers in the hall
With held-back breath and toes that barely graze
The chilly wood, they move through morning haze.

**[Pre-Chorus]**
Down the stairs where silver moonlight slept
A secret path is carved where magic crept
Then—the scent of pine, a sharp and sudden sweet
And the velvet pull of carpet ‘neath their feet.

**[Chorus]**
They turn the corner, frozen at the sight
A world transformed by small, electric light
The tree stands tall, a guard in emerald green
With tinsel dripping like a frozen stream
No longer just a corner of the room
But a kingdom born in winter’s early bloom.

**[Verse 2]**
And there, in heaps of crimson, gold, and blue
Are dreams made real, and every promise true
Ribbons curled like woodsmoke on the floor
Boxes hinting at the wonders kept in store
Tags with names in handwriting they know
Dusted with the glitter’s faux-light snow.

**[Bridge]**
There is a hush before the paper tears
A holy pause within the living room chairs
It’s the warmth of cocoa and the radiator’s hum
The heart-beat thrill of knowing that the Day has come.

**[Chorus]**
They turn the corner, frozen at the sight
A world transformed by small, electric light
The tree stands tall, a guard in emerald green
With tinsel dripping like a frozen stream
No longer just a corner of the room
But a kingdom born in winter’s early bloom.

**[Outro]**
Before the noise, before the sun breaks through
The world is soft, and ancient, and brand new
(Softly) Ancient… and brand new.

 

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A Ballykillduff Extermination (Of the Blues)

A Ballykillduff Extermination (Of the Blues)

Deep in the heart of Ballykillduff, where the tea is strong and the Daleks have replaced their death rays with tinsel, comes a festive greeting just for you.

A Ballykillduff Extermination (Of the Blues)

“Listen here now, humans of the parish! It is I, Dalek O’Shea, and I have a formal announcement before the Angelus rings.

We have scanned the perimeter of the creamery and found no trace of bad luck. Therefore, by order of the Supreme Council (and Father Murphy), you are all sentenced to a Grand Ould Time.


The Festive Mandate

  • EXTERMINATE the dry turkey!
  • CELEBRATE with a decent drop of Jameson!
  • REGENERATE after the third helping of pudding!
  • INFILTRATE the neighbor’s house for a quick gossip and a mince pie!

“You will sit by the fire. You will watch the Late Late Show. You will enjoy yourselves… OR BE EXTERMINATED! (But only after we finish this plate of sandwiches.)”


The Wish

May your chimney be wide enough for a Dalek in a Santa hat, may your cows stay milked, and may your Christmas be more powerful than a Sub-Etheric Transmitter.

Nollaig Shona Duit—EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!


 
 

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